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Old 19 Jul 2004, 19:02 (Ref:1040610)   #1
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Two caption competitions for you

Now, I was asked by a certain marshal at Oulton Park to run a caption competition with the first picture. I am not to be held responsible for the outcome if he finds himself in trouble with one of the individuals in the shot.




My caption for this next one is: "I know I dropped a pork pie here somewhere".
Or, "Now we have a wicket, who is going to bowl?"

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Old 19 Jul 2004, 19:44 (Ref:1040645)   #2
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Bottom pic.

Welcome to Channel 4 and Time Team.

Bloke on right. "Where's that Baldrick bloke when you want him?".
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 20:40 (Ref:1040703)   #3
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i think my contact lense is around here
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 20:41 (Ref:1040704)   #4
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no comment on top pic
due to someone there that does the signing on at oulton park
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 20:58 (Ref:1040723)   #5
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no comment on top pic
due to someone there that does the signing on at oulton park
Crawler!!

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Old 19 Jul 2004, 21:09 (Ref:1040738)   #6
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Crawler!!

me lol
anyway how did the hat collection go for the charity
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 21:56 (Ref:1040783)   #7
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Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 22:19 (Ref:1040804)   #8
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top picture "and here the new design from vivian west wood lovely, she calls it the pork pie collecetion"

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Old 19 Jul 2004, 22:47 (Ref:1040818)   #9
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1) 3 to beam up Scottie.

2) "Definitely signs of fluid loss just before he stopped"
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 23:09 (Ref:1040849)   #10
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1) "...and they say marshalls have no balls"

2) Quick clamper causes chaos
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Old 19 Jul 2004, 23:22 (Ref:1040870)   #11
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2) i'm sure that this is a kit car look theres sierra plate here somewhere.
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 02:09 (Ref:1040902)   #12
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vw_nut, I'm with you on that top one. Those poses are right out of a men's fashion mag. Something like "Color-Blind Mechanical Engineers' Wear Weekly"

Since I've never been to Oulton, I've got nothing to lose - yet.
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 07:29 (Ref:1040969)   #13
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Coward!

Water Tower's not that bad.........
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 07:31 (Ref:1040970)   #14
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For the top one...."your names not down....your not coming in"...

for the bottom one..."you two concentrate on the wheels and I'll get the exhaust"
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 07:45 (Ref:1040979)   #15
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'...and the model on the right is wearing the Nora Batty probans.'

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'Let's just bury it here & get on with the lunch break'.
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 08:55 (Ref:1041016)   #16
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me lol
anyway how did the hat collection go for the charity
Great! It ended up in the 2CV

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Old 20 Jul 2004, 12:09 (Ref:1041172)   #17
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i love this! i'll claim responsibility for the caption idea! top pic.. could be from the 'flower pot men' although i'm not going to say who's Bill Ben & Little Weed!
bottom pic..... 3 on left- i know i dropped 5p here somewhere!
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 12:22 (Ref:1041180)   #18
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Water Tower's not that bad.........
Hasn't it disappeared?
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Old 20 Jul 2004, 15:17 (Ref:1041363)   #19
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Hasn't it disappeared?
One of the TVR drivers did his best to destroy it on Saturday!

You're confusing it, I think, with the old water tower base at Lodge which was demolished (thinks....I've never heard of anything being molished.....) as part of the safety improvements.
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Old 21 Jul 2004, 17:21 (Ref:1042339)   #20
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Photo #1
- After "See No Evil", "Hear No Evil", "Say No Evil", people often wondered what became of the 4th monkey.
- Not a good idea breaking in a new thong during a day on the bank.
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- "Once its lit, you have to keep puffing!"
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Old 21 Jul 2004, 17:53 (Ref:1042357)   #21
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Top picture looks like the bloke marshal is doing a "top gun" moment, you can hear the music in the background if listen carefully
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Old 22 Jul 2004, 19:11 (Ref:1043770)   #22
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First Picture
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

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QUICK HIDE THERE'S A FLASHER OVERTHERE WITH A CAMERA
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Old 22 Jul 2004, 21:21 (Ref:1043912)   #23
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2) marshal with spade "Erh...guys don't look behind you now,but..."
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Old 23 Jul 2004, 07:38 (Ref:1044215)   #24
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Top One -
"Look, I need to go....Really, I mean it, I REALLY do need to go......"
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Old 23 Jul 2004, 11:19 (Ref:1044450)   #25
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Top Pic: Sort of reminds me of Charlie's Angels.
Bottom Pic: I knocked a tooth out on the car, now I can't find it!
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