Michael needs divine intervention for WDC!

[neutral]

Looking at the last couple of races, I have noticed a marked improvement in the McLaren car. Magny cours was an example where the Mclaren dominated Ferrari and it looks like the same is begginning to happen in Austria. It may still be too early to judge, but I think Michael will be praying for rain in Austria and the upcoming races.

[Nuvolari]

Any truth to the rumor that the scuderia has hired a plane to seed the clouds Sunday??

[Mr.S]

YOU SAW THE BIG RED PLANE TOO?

[EERO]

Yeah, first officer Bernie and his co-pilot Max.

[Mr.S]

Yah thats the one! Apperntly it cost very little, it was built with parts from and Rubens car. It's good on fuel too, it runs on ego. Apperently they bottle this up from Schumacher, its the most concetrated form! Only problem is it smells like Bull S**t.

[Valve Bounce]

On a less humourous note, (sorry guys), is it possible that Ferrari are now setting up the cars for quals whereas McLaren are concentrating on setting up hte car for the race? If, as Mika contends, there are passing opportunities on this track, then being on the second row is all McLaren has to do. Having said all this, I still think that MS will win the WDC this year. He is a great driver, no matter how much some of us dislike him, I concede this point.

[Mr.S]

Can't stand him, but he is the best. Hope DC gives him a good fight though!

[Valve Bounce]

Hey Mr. S, I am just hoping that both McLarens beat him, and Rubens beats him as well.

[Mr.S]

Cool, so am I. I for some reason have a strong desire to see Schumacher (m) not do well.

[EERO]

Add me to the group-though I think TGF is by far the most talented driver out there, I cannot stand him. Despite DC's better efforts, and I'll be cheering him all the way, I think Schumacher (S) will be WDC this year without too much difficulty.

[Valve Bounce]

Hey Mr. S - Quals went according to our plans. Now lets hope our Jacques can jump ahead of MS at the start.

[Bononi]

Ufff... I don't think Ronnie did it unaware... let's wait till another move...
About hopes... let's ask how is it scheduled...

[Liz]

My scenario: TGF makes his usual dive across the grid, and is speared by Jacques who shouts 'REMEMBER THIS MOVE, YOU PLONKER?'

Mika then sees DC coming up in his mirrors, says if TGF can do it I can do it, tries to make his car very wide and falls off the piste.

DC surges into the lead, closely trailed by Rubens. Rubens is called in for a pit stop but radios back that TGF is already out of the race. Pit stop cancelled. Rubens wins race. No one in Ferrari in attendance as they have all gone to hospital with TGF who says Jacques tried to kill him.

To which Jacques answers, "The day I try to kill you I doubt you will be holding press conferences about it."

Max then says Jacques will be fined for smarting off. Jacques says if he is fined he will hold a press conference and tell everyone in F1 just exactly what he thinks of them. Bernie says if Jacques does this, he will have to pay Bernie large fee for using the words F1. Jacques says he will use the words [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] instead. Bernie says he'd better use F1 or they will be knocked off the air. Then Bernie will not get any royalties and that will make him ill.

Jacques goes on the air and uses naughty language. Bernie is taken to hospital, Max rushes to his bedside, and Ken Tyrrel is put in charge of F1 until they recover. F1 improves. Bernie sues. Judge is F1 fan. Bernie loses.

But TGF never does get to be WDC. Jacques elected by acclimation. Mika bursts into tears.

Tableau.

[Valve Bounce]

I give up!!!!

[Mr.S]

Heheheh!!!