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Old 24 May 2005, 22:42 (Ref:1309459)   #1
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Caption competition is back again
Ah, just when it was getting serious, here we go again:



"Please put out the cigar sir"

"Did I drop my fag in here?"

FPA - powered by Audi, pushed by marshals and driven by ........
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Old 24 May 2005, 22:47 (Ref:1309462)   #2
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The driver just vanished into a puff of smoke.
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Old 24 May 2005, 22:54 (Ref:1309466)   #3
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Don't get hot under the collar sir, it will T-Cut out. I think!!

I told him JP had ways of dealing with those that parked on the grass.

Driver to Marshal "You know when your visor get steamed-up like this, it hard to see where you're going."
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Old 24 May 2005, 22:57 (Ref:1309469)   #4
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FPA driver hasn't quite got the hang of the "driver / marshal" BBQ yet...
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Old 24 May 2005, 23:19 (Ref:1309481)   #5
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Hey! lads,I think we will be needing the toilet duck!!!
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Old 25 May 2005, 06:57 (Ref:1309576)   #6
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Old 25 May 2005, 07:23 (Ref:1309584)   #7
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Old 25 May 2005, 09:53 (Ref:1309661)   #8
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Old 25 May 2005, 11:25 (Ref:1309735)   #9
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Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!
I was joking when I shouted "come in No6 your time is up"!
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Old 25 May 2005, 11:38 (Ref:1309747)   #10
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Dave Brand is going for a new lap record!Dave Brand is going for a new lap record!Dave Brand is going for a new lap record!Dave Brand is going for a new lap record!Dave Brand is going for a new lap record!Dave Brand is going for a new lap record!
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Old 25 May 2005, 11:47 (Ref:1309754)   #11
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Old 25 May 2005, 11:48 (Ref:1309756)   #12
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YOU want to part exchange this for what?
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Old 25 May 2005, 12:09 (Ref:1309784)   #13
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Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!Stephen Green has a real shot at the podium!
"quick, run and hide. I've just seen JP's helicopter land"
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Old 25 May 2005, 13:13 (Ref:1309854)   #14
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Old 25 May 2005, 13:13 (Ref:1309855)   #15
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Asp has a real shot at the championship!Asp has a real shot at the championship!Asp has a real shot at the championship!Asp has a real shot at the championship!Asp has a real shot at the championship!Asp has a real shot at the championship!
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Old 25 May 2005, 13:14 (Ref:1309856)   #16
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Old 25 May 2005, 13:15 (Ref:1309858)   #17
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Old 25 May 2005, 14:06 (Ref:1309892)   #18
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Old 25 May 2005, 15:34 (Ref:1309977)   #19
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Old 25 May 2005, 15:35 (Ref:1309978)   #20
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The tear gas should bring him out.
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Old 25 May 2005, 15:36 (Ref:1309979)   #21
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Has anybody told him, his cars on fire.
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Old 25 May 2005, 15:43 (Ref:1309984)   #22
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Ah....Vindaloo last night, was it ??
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Old 25 May 2005, 16:01 (Ref:1309999)   #23
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Put that light out!
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Old 25 May 2005, 16:32 (Ref:1310028)   #24
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Old 25 May 2005, 20:48 (Ref:1310199)   #25
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