'The new DC' - again....

Select · 24 Jun 2001, 08:27 (Ref:108931)

Is it only me or has anyone else noticed that every bloody time a magazine/paper writes an article about DC, its 'The new DC'

'The new DC, fitter, harder, stronger, tougher!"

'The new DC - more ruthless than ever'

Jings crivens! The guy gets harder every year. He's not even a double 'ard b@astard anymore, he's a triple 'ard ba$stard!!

Training so hard that he has turned himself into a Kryton lookalike (Red Dwarf) doesn't help either.

The next step is some time with a speech therapist to acquire a cockney accent along the lines of vinnie jones, and to start shouting from the cockpit at other drivers...

"Oiy! BerNOLDI! NO_OOOOOOOOOOO!"

Select · 24 Jun 2001, 09:19 (Ref:108938)

well?

Select · 24 Jun 2001, 10:01 (Ref:108947)

test

Ralf's Girl · 24 Jun 2001, 10:53 (Ref:108962)

Of course it's "the new DC" - he's hyped up every year, only for us to be given a lot of excuses as to why he hasn't won.

Wrex · 24 Jun 2001, 11:00 (Ref:108967)

Amen to that Steph, "This is my year, and I really mean it this year"

Select · 24 Jun 2001, 11:09 (Ref:108971)

Yep-

Don't get me wrong, I think DC is a great driver and all...Its the journos I am getting at. Why do they have to create these "The new blah blah" Stories.

It is to be found throughout the press. Like in all the crappy sections of the sunday papers where the 'Style' supplement has weekly tips...

White...the new Black

Black...the new red

Yellow...the new Blue....Yaaawn, turn to the sport section and what a surprise

DC...reinvented! Tougher, harder, more determined to win than ever.