Christmas 2006

HORNDAWG · 18 Dec 2006, 00:35 (Ref:1793189)

An ALMS Christmas Tale

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Nothing could be heard, but the roar of a MOUSE!
The recordings are played, by the fans with care With hopes that the season opener, will soon be there!
The fans were settled, all snug in their seats Where memories of checkered flags, still linger mighty sweet.
When out of the tube, there rose such a clatter The fans were amazed, to see such a matter!
What sight met their eyes, as amazed they watched Twas another rule change, that someone has botched!
With eyes like eagles, the principles they came And turned on their headsets, and called them by name!
Now Dayton! now, Dyson! now, Dumas and Beila On Field, on Fellows, on Dindo and Enge!
To the top of the box, to the top of the wall Now green fleg, gren flag, race away all!
More rapid than lightning, the gentlemen they flew With a flick of the throttle, and around another GT-2!
And then in a twinkle, there came to the front The bright yellow color, of a car with much grunt!
Then James Weaver, flew by in a flash While Cosmo had a breakdown, and Liz a crash!
Then all at once, with a rush and a roar There came a new car, they had not seen before!
From front splitter to wing, it was painted all red North Pole Toy Co. , was the sponsor they read!
With a little old driver, so lively and quick They all said at once, " That car is pretty trick"!
The next pit stop, went kind of slow For the old fellow stopped, at each stall on pit row!
In no time at all, he left gas, tires and oil With his face a smile, he left the pits tires a boil!
He asked no endorsement, demanded no fee's He left only coal, for the silver Audi's!
As he crossed over the finish line, right at the flag There was no let up, nor hint of turbo lag!
As he sped out of sight, one last cry did they hear. Merry Christmas to All, good luck next year!
L. P.
2006

SALEEN S7R · 18 Dec 2006, 00:46 (Ref:1793191)

Merry Christmas everyone, and a happy new year!

AU N EGL · 18 Dec 2006, 01:12 (Ref:1793201)

gsmith2424 · 18 Dec 2006, 01:18 (Ref:1793203)

Just got my gift for the year: a pair of Dyson Porsches.

dj choc ice · 18 Dec 2006, 18:49 (Ref:1793867)

happy xmas, now that is a damn good post HORNDAWG.

and youre right, i cant wait for the season to start next year at sebring.

HORNDAWG · 19 Dec 2006, 20:45 (Ref:1795100)

Quote:

Originally Posted by HORNDAWG

An ALMS Christmas Tale

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Nothing could be heard, but the roar of a MOUSE!
The recordings are played, by the fans with care With hopes that the season opener, will soon be there!
The fans were settled, all snug in their seats Where memories of checkered flags, still linger mighty sweet.
When out of the tube, there rose such a clatter The fans were amazed, to see such a matter!
What sight met their eyes, as amazed they watched Twas another rule change, that someone has botched!
With eyes like eagles, the principles they came And turned on their headsets, and called them by name!
Now Dayton! now, Dyson! now, Dumas and Beila On Field, on Fellows, on Dindo and Enge!
To the top of the box, to the top of the wall Now green fleg, gren flag, race away all!
More rapid than lightning, the gentlemen they flew With a flick of the throttle, and around another GT-2!
And then in a twinkle, there came to the front The bright yellow color, of a car with much grunt!
Then James Weaver, flew by in a flash While Cosmo had a breakdown, and Liz a crash!
Then all at once, with a rush and a roar There came a new car, they had not seen before!
From front splitter to wing, it was painted all red North Pole Toy Co. , was the sponsor they read!
With a little old driver, so lively and quick They all said at once, " That car is pretty trick"!
The next pit stop, went kind of slow For the old fellow stopped, at each stall on pit row!
In no time at all, he left gas, tires and oil With his face a smile, he left the pits tires a boil!
He asked no endorsement, demanded no fee's He left only coal, for the silver Audi's!
As he crossed over the finish line, right at the flag There was no let up, nor hint of turbo lag!
As he sped out of sight, one last cry did they hear. Merry Christmas to All, good luck next year!
L. P.
2006

**Adam43** · 19 Dec 2006, 20:47 (Ref:1795102)

There is no wonder you think that post is 'cool'

- you wrote it

Merry Christmas.

HORNDAWG · 19 Dec 2006, 21:09 (Ref:1795123)

Just trying to promote the Christmas spirts.
Peace, Goodwill and Joy To All.

L.P.

**Adam43** · 19 Dec 2006, 21:21 (Ref:1795138)

Please click for the

The Great 10-10ths 2006 Christmas Wishes Thread!

Peace and Goodwill to all man, not just Sportscar man

Of course keep you Sportscar ditties here!

old man · 24 Dec 2006, 16:30 (Ref:1798793)

Just time to wish all contributors all the very best for the festive season and great racing, watching or working in Sports/GT cars during 2007

I have only been invoved on 10/10ths a few months but have enjoyed the comments and information recieved, thanks to you all, I shall now pour a glass of something and toast the whole damn irritating fantastic game that I have followed for longer than I really care to remember, I have bought Shorty's video for a family member and hope he will lend it me later!

kingkai · 24 Dec 2006, 20:15 (Ref:1798857)

Merry Christmas to all

AU N EGL · 24 Dec 2006, 21:40 (Ref:1798916)

brielga · 24 Dec 2006, 21:55 (Ref:1798925)

Merry Christmas
Joyeux Noel
Prettige Kerstdagen
Frohe Weihnachten
Feliz Natal
Feliz Navidad

pitviper · 25 Dec 2006, 03:07 (Ref:1798978)

Auguri di Buone Feste!!!

pit

dj choc ice · 25 Dec 2006, 03:09 (Ref:1798980)

nadolig llawen ac blwyddyn newydd da

thats the welsh

merry christmas and a happy new year

kbeech · 25 Dec 2006, 04:53 (Ref:1798981)

**John Turner** · 25 Dec 2006, 09:02 (Ref:1799012)

Merry Christmas to you all.

Dani Filth · 25 Dec 2006, 10:41 (Ref:1799036)

so we're allowed to use foreign languages in this thread ..

Craciun Fericit to all sportscar fans.. and not only

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