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Old 31 Dec 2011, 17:29 (Ref:3005902)   #1
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Fwaarr, Just look at it, you know you want to kick it, to feel it's M12-ness in that gloved hand, You want to try to spot the car with the three bolts now don't you? You love it!!
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 18:12 (Ref:3005912)   #2
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 18:43 (Ref:3005925)   #3
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 20:35 (Ref:3005949)   #4
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 20:44 (Ref:3005954)   #5
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Dear God, roll on the new season when sense and sensibility may return.

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On this forum never in a million years will sense and sensibility return
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 21:09 (Ref:3005959)   #6
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Is Mr. D'Arcy taking up the orange overalls then?
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 21:18 (Ref:3005962)   #7
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 21:29 (Ref:3005965)   #8
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Is Mr. D'Arcy taking up the orange overalls then?
I tell you, seeing me in my orange overalls is not a pretty sight as I have these 'made to measure' pair, the only trouble is, we don't know who they where they were made for.......

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Old 31 Dec 2011, 22:47 (Ref:3005980)   #9
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Fwaarr, Just look at it, you know you want to kick it, to feel it's M12-ness in that gloved hand, You want to try to spot the car with the three bolts now don't you? You love it!!
Might that have been liberated from Mk 1 Golf?????
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Old 31 Dec 2011, 22:53 (Ref:3005982)   #10
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if Mr Fox took the photo then it's 100% certain to be from an Alfa..
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Old 1 Jan 2012, 01:16 (Ref:3006000)   #11
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if Mr Fox took the photo then it's 100% certain to be from an Alfa..
Give the game away, why don't you? Can you see the oxides? Happy new year.
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Old 1 Jan 2012, 02:07 (Ref:3006009)   #12
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Now just imagine that baby lubricated with some hot Castrol R
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Old 1 Jan 2012, 11:08 (Ref:3006051)   #13
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if Mr Fox took the photo then it's 100% certain to be from an Alfa..
Funny you should mention that! As soon as I saw it I thought it was from an Alfa - many's the happy hour I spent wirebrushing & repainting rusty wheel bolts on the PoS!
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Old 1 Jan 2012, 12:43 (Ref:3006081)   #14
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Is Mr. D'Arcy taking up the orange overalls then?
To start the year in an appropriate pedantic manner Mr Darcy was Pride and Prejudice! (Sorry Dave!)
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Old 1 Jan 2012, 13:06 (Ref:3006088)   #15
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Yer all barking.

Happy New Year Guys & Gals.

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Old 2 Jan 2012, 21:49 (Ref:3006573)   #17
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Corrrr, look at the tread on that, you can just imagine the torque required for that beauty, Mmmmmmmm, drool slaver, erm, NURSE!
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Old 3 Jan 2012, 20:32 (Ref:3006873)   #18
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Corrrr, look at the tread on that, you can just imagine the torque required for that beauty, Mmmmmmmm, drool slaver, erm, NURSE!
OOPs a spelling mistake I think Ian meant to say look at the THREAD on that but then he may be more into the rubber, in which case tread is correct

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While taking pictures at at the Walter Hayes, on what was not a very warm day I found a pair of 'large and rusty nuts' lying around the marshals post at Becketts, I did ask but no one had lost theirs apparently.
Silly me, forgot to take a snap of them.

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Never forget my first M10!.... ran out, kicked it, ran back and had a pork pie. Happy days {my God winters boring!}.
Thank you so much for lifting a dull boring night shift, just read it out to my shift mates and got the biggest laugh in ages.
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Naughty Naughty, but very true I have spend many hours on this site and other similiar ones

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