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1 May 2004, 23:24 (Ref:958230)
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Caption competition - Croft F3 Saturday
Taken by me a Croft on Saturday. This needs a caption. Some suggestions have been -
"Now all together after three". "I apologise for the pork pie incident". "Which way is the track?" "Now for my Al Jolsen impression" 
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2 May 2004, 05:42 (Ref:958371)
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"Wave to the marshals you miserable b****r!"
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2 May 2004, 05:56 (Ref:958374)
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You were told "ten minute practice" not half an hour, now get in.
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2 May 2004, 08:42 (Ref:958438)
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after a hard weeks work as a mime "i'll just peak over the tyre wall and have a look!"
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2 May 2004, 15:11 (Ref:958639)
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'I am sure Yoda said it was like this to lift things.'
'Can you give me directions please?' 'Call yourself fast you only got tenth!' |
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2 May 2004, 20:07 (Ref:958788)
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The last one I pushed was this big, but it got away
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2 May 2004, 20:50 (Ref:958823)
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The marshal with the radio "Er. Course control the Frankenstein Marshal has malfunctioned."
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3 May 2004, 09:21 (Ref:959126)
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"No no no, We've already said at sign on that it is going to be a QUIET day, and you're not going to spoil it!!!"
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3 May 2004, 11:07 (Ref:959204)
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"You are very sleepy. Your eyes are very heavy. You are under my control. HaHaHa!"
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3 May 2004, 15:49 (Ref:959472)
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"Race Control" Can you inform all competitors they are that boring we have a sleep walking marshal.
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3 May 2004, 19:49 (Ref:959679)
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Help! I'm trapped in an invisible box!
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4 May 2004, 11:40 (Ref:960273)
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I knew I'd left something behind when I came out on track, now I remember............. my flags!
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4 May 2004, 15:27 (Ref:960476)
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"Stop right there, thank you very much"
Blah Blah Blah etc |
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Hmm...maybe...I dunno...really... could do...no....maybe not! Told ya he wldnt make it!
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4 May 2004, 20:30 (Ref:960826)
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"No, stop here, Alan's on the next corner and he's just had a pork pie..."
 (and for the record, the pork pie was saved until the start of the second F3 race, after the quietness of the first. Lap 1, corner 1, safety car required to snatch two from the gravel  )Al Last edited by Alan Green; 4 May 2004 at 20:31. |
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4 May 2004, 20:44 (Ref:960839)
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not another lap - please - we're soooo bored...
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5 May 2004, 08:18 (Ref:961214)
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..........TEN.....coming, ready or not!!
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5 May 2004, 10:45 (Ref:961326)
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No you aren't allowed to overtake only processions like in F1 allowed
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5 May 2004, 19:58 (Ref:961884)
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"The wife's on the phone.............. it's a boy !!!! "
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5 May 2004, 22:49 (Ref:962062)
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"Observer to Race Control, priority, have you got the Priest Catcher's telephone number?"
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Diamond Geezer 'At my age an early night is never early enough'
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6 May 2004, 17:41 (Ref:962740)
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Headline - Marshals finally sick of boring races and stage a take over
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7 May 2004, 22:33 (Ref:963869)
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"Hello, Doctor Frankenstine, the marshal experiment has gone haywire. He keeps wandering off looking for pork pies"
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