Grand prix weeees

TVRtoe · 20 Feb 2006, 20:33 (Ref:1527328)

Just a thought. If you have to be on post hours before any cars get on track, what do you do for a pee! I'm sure if you 'let the monster out' somewhere discrete, you'd soon be on telly

. Look what happened to Carol Thatcher

she thought she was safe in the dark!

Mark Mitchell · 20 Feb 2006, 20:40 (Ref:1527336)

Silverstone has toilets!!

brickkicker · 20 Feb 2006, 21:01 (Ref:1527356)

And at the GP there is loads of hanging around time for you to use them.

chezza · 20 Feb 2006, 21:14 (Ref:1527376)

Thats if you can get to the loos...I hate queue jumping, but had to barge to the front last year so I would make it back to post on time for the start of the race! Also not all of us have the option of "getting the monster out"!

Mark Mitchell · 20 Feb 2006, 21:16 (Ref:1527379)

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Originally Posted by chezza

Also not all of us have the option of "getting the monster out"!

I'm sure if you asked politely, someone would let you!!

The Fat Clerk · 20 Feb 2006, 21:34 (Ref:1527403)

Do what i do

Delegate!!!!

numbersix · 20 Feb 2006, 21:35 (Ref:1527404)

What about us maggot danglers!

Clive · 20 Feb 2006, 21:41 (Ref:1527414)

what about the women marshals!

TVRtoe · 20 Feb 2006, 22:22 (Ref:1527453)

I planned to patent my specially designed funnel and gutter arrangement, with a jet nozzle to spray your mates boots

thebear · 20 Feb 2006, 23:10 (Ref:1527505)

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Originally Posted by TVRtoe

I planned to patent my specially designed funnel and gutter arrangement, with a jet nozzle to spray your mates boots

Of course some could substitute a `strong elastic band'.

shjo558 · 21 Feb 2006, 19:10 (Ref:1528222)

Silverstone is a nightmare for wizzing. Even though there is loads of time hanging about, they always seem to schedule a track inspection (stand to attention and smile sweetly) just as you get an urge!

I just end up dehydrated as I don't drink as much as I should and cross my legs all day

! Incidently, the queues outside the girls loos are always 3 times longer than the boys!

Hope that is enough information for ya all!

Suze · 21 Feb 2006, 19:27 (Ref:1528236)

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Originally Posted by TVRtoe

I'm sure if you 'let the monster out' somewhere discrete, you'd soon be on telly!

At the Belgian GP that's what everyone did, on the edge of the forest (the blokes that is, anyone who was male wasn't going to the toilet with the queues and having to pay) - the people that turned up on Sunday ending up sitting on the pee points from the few days before, guess they had no idea....

Rich D · 21 Feb 2006, 19:40 (Ref:1528251)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suze

At the Belgian GP that's what everyone did, on the edge of the forest (the blokes that is, anyone who was male wasn't going to the toilet with the queues and having to pay) - the people that turned up on Sunday ending up sitting on the pee points from the few days before, guess they had no idea....

Ahhh - so that's where SPA got it's reputation for being 'damp' from then?

Suze · 21 Feb 2006, 19:56 (Ref:1528269)

Could be indeed!

**Woolley** · 21 Feb 2006, 22:57 (Ref:1528411)

Hmm, which corner was this? Eau Verte, I presume?

Clive · 22 Feb 2006, 01:19 (Ref:1528688)

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Originally Posted by Woolley

Hmm, which corner was this? Eau Verte, I presume?

would be wooried if it was eau rouge!!

thebear · 22 Feb 2006, 01:22 (Ref:1528690)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clive

would be wooried if it was eau rouge!!

Might have to loosen the elastic band.

Suze · 22 Feb 2006, 07:24 (Ref:1528764)

it was Pouhon....so maybe not apt for wees!

allanh · 23 Feb 2006, 22:44 (Ref:1530174)

At the GP last year Scott Speed (very apt name) got out of his car after running out of fuel and went for a pee by the armco in full view of everyone so he was known thereafter as Scott Peed

Ty Nicholson · 24 Feb 2006, 07:34 (Ref:1530446)

I have a photo taken at Le Mans a few years ago with a British ex-F1 driver just before race start. He's standing up against the outside wall at the start line waving to the crowd with his left hand whilst holding his thingy with his right and this dark grey stain growing on the wall.

And the spectators never knew (unless they've seen the photo)

Dave Brand · 24 Feb 2006, 10:02 (Ref:1530540)

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Originally Posted by Woolley

Hmm, which corner was this? Eau Verte, I presume?

If your eau is any colour but jaune, seek medical advice!

**Woolley** · 24 Feb 2006, 19:05 (Ref:1530843)

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Originally Posted by Dave Brand

If your eau is any colour but jaune, seek medical advice!

Yes, but that would have spoiled the rather weak pun on being 'overt' about it. Sadly, that only works when spoken, and nobody picked it up anyway!

Clive · 24 Feb 2006, 19:11 (Ref:1530845)

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Originally Posted by Woolley

Yes, but that would have spoiled the rather weak pun on being 'overt' about it. Sadly, that only works when spoken, and nobody picked it up anyway!

wow. good one. went right over my head!

(no real appropriate smiley yet for that!)

Dave Brand · 24 Feb 2006, 20:09 (Ref:1530894)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woolley

Sadly, that only works when spoken, and nobody picked it up anyway!

....and it's even worse if your French pronunciation is anything like correct!

**Woolley** · 24 Feb 2006, 21:25 (Ref:1530942)

Look, I only know one French joke, so I think that was pretty reasonable! The joke? Is Jaques Delors mother called Mere Delors.

That should sneak through the autocensor.

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