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29 Apr 2001, 08:41 (Ref:86468) | #1 | ||
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In a rare government leak today, it was revealed that in the May budget, Prime Minister John Howard will be scraping the widely unpopular GST and replacing it with a new 'Barry Sheene' Levy.
When asked to comment, the PM did'nt want to give too many details, but did say the government and the nation would benefit on a massive scale. Its rumoured that all Australians will contribute $1 to government coffers, every time Channel ten commentator Barry Sheene uses the words consistant or inconsistant. Welfare & church groups are outraged by the decision. What has outraged most though, is the rumor that the levy jumps to $3 every time he uses the two words together when describing officials, drivers or bike riders. Barry Sheene is also believed to get a slice of the government pie, and refused to comment on such when confronted by reporters. It was noted however, that at the time they approached him, he was purchasing a new luxury mansion on the Gold Coast. Glad I got that out of my system, was it just me, or was there a serious echo in Barry's commentry during todays racing. |
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29 Apr 2001, 08:52 (Ref:86471) | #2 | ||
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Barry "hide your wife and daughters" Sheene.
Good one Wrex |
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29 Apr 2001, 11:34 (Ref:86519) | #3 | ||
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ooohhh, aaahhhh, ooohhh nnoooooo, llloooookkkkk aaaatttt tttthhhhhaaaatttttt.
excellent job wrex |
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29 Apr 2001, 12:07 (Ref:86527) | #4 | ||
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Why don't the Stewards just start up a TV show pointing out all of the commentary cock ups? I'd like to that- blow it out yer arse Barry
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29 Apr 2001, 20:06 (Ref:86773) | #5 | ||
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ROFLMAO, Wrex!!
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30 Apr 2001, 01:31 (Ref:86872) | #6 | ||
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Very Funny Wrex
Im glad Im not the only one that is sick of this comment..if he says it one more time Im gonna scream !!!! |
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