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Old 6 May 2003, 20:34 (Ref:591522)   #1
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Dan Clarke - My Arse!

From www.danielracing.com

Comtec's Dan Clarke recently met up with motor-racing fan and newly-crowned Rear of The Year 2003 Natasha Hamilton, of Atomic Kitten.

Clarke, who hopes to get back to winning ways at Brands Hatch, quipped: "I may not have the greatest rear but it's the only bit of me the other drivers will see this year!"

Rounds 3 and 4 of the UK Formula Ford Championship will be taking place at the Brands Hatch International Circuit in Kent from the 4-5th May. Also competing at this event will be British Touring Cars and the American CART series.


You what?

"I may not have the greatest rear but it's the only bit of me the other drivers will see this year!" - Yeah - When they're looking behind to see how many cars he can take out at the first corner!!


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Old 6 May 2003, 20:50 (Ref:591549)   #2
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bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!bella is the undisputed Champion of the World!
and the point being.....?
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Old 6 May 2003, 20:54 (Ref:591554)   #3
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I forgot to add... what is all this about? Are his people being ironic?

He had a great Race on the sunday Morning, but the final? What happened? It seems Castle Coombe revisited?

There are other drivers streets ahead on the track without the need for all the off track hype. Expressing my own point of view here - I loked at Clarkes site to find out his views on the Race weekend - but this is the top story and It seriously made me laugh out loud.

Nevermind eh? Maybe his dreams will come true next time out?


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Old 6 May 2003, 21:19 (Ref:591586)   #4
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hey come on, give the guy a chance.
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Old 6 May 2003, 21:28 (Ref:591598)   #5
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Im giving people a chance to prove he is what danielracing.com says he is. Making predictions like that is like Tottenham predicting that they will win the Premier League. Its risky and ends up with an egg on face situation.
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Old 6 May 2003, 21:30 (Ref:591604)   #6
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also in all my days of being a british single seater fan i have never read anything that made me laugh out loud as much as that article did! You got to see the funny side of it cos thats what I saw!!
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Old 6 May 2003, 23:30 (Ref:591779)   #7
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Sorry ferrari 126ck but you seem to have misunderstod the purpose of that whole thing. Its all about PR and trying to raise money. For Dan it hopefully means he will end up in a magazine and someone will take notice.

...and if it makes you laugh, well hey, thats just a bonus.
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Old 7 May 2003, 01:59 (Ref:591836)   #8
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Im very upset with this bulletin board. Whether you like Daniel or not, there's an 'arse of the year' joke waiting and im disappointed none of you have taken the opportunity
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Old 7 May 2003, 03:20 (Ref:591872)   #9
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surely if other drivers can see his arse while he's in the car then that means he hasn't got any wheels on the ground?
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Old 7 May 2003, 09:00 (Ref:592080)   #10
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Im very upset with this bulletin board. Whether you like Daniel or not, there's an 'arse of the year' joke waiting and im disappointed none of you have taken the opportunity
You mean Daniel could be 'arse of the year'? Not his arse being 'arse of the year' but he himself?
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Old 7 May 2003, 09:24 (Ref:592105)   #11
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this is old we had this slating of dan last year
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Old 7 May 2003, 09:29 (Ref:592110)   #12
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indeed we did racingdick.

to be honest i think dan's a nice bloke, cut him sum slack ppl!!
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Old 7 May 2003, 10:01 (Ref:592143)   #13
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i think we had it the year before that as well !
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Old 7 May 2003, 10:13 (Ref:592155)   #14
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let's plan for next year then when he's not winning in FRenault
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Old 7 May 2003, 11:29 (Ref:592244)   #15
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he's going to FRenault nxt yr? anyways what is the point in slatin dan?
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Old 7 May 2003, 15:24 (Ref:592479)   #16
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i think he s quick but at the mo its all talk and doing like the golf saying drive 4 show putt 4 dow
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Old 8 May 2003, 10:27 (Ref:593307)   #17
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Why Renault's. why not F3
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Old 8 May 2003, 12:58 (Ref:593459)   #18
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new here, what has Dan done that is SO bad? Ive come on here and all i have found out it that people dont like him?!?!?
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Old 8 May 2003, 13:02 (Ref:593468)   #19
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Why F3, why not Renaults?
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Old 10 May 2003, 22:17 (Ref:595735)   #20
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Dan tends to alienate our gentle readers because he mouths off about his achievements and potential without a sense of grace or humility or humour - no tongue in cheek when Dan sings his own praises, yet we all await the promised results. You can forgive a guy who proclaims himself the next messiah if only he had some disciples or despite being called Brian, or whatever, but listening to someone sing their own praises before praise is merited is a tiresome chore. Sing with humour or wit or charm or humility, or wait until the results back up the claims. That, I think, is what people find irksome.
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Old 11 May 2003, 18:56 (Ref:596197)   #21
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ooooooooo, i now know why u dislike him, cheers!
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Dan tends to alienate our gentle readers because he mouths off about his achievements and potential without a sense of grace or humility or humour - no tongue in cheek when Dan sings his own praises, yet we all await the promised results. You can forgive a guy who proclaims himself the next messiah if only he had some disciples or despite being called Brian, or whatever, but listening to someone sing their own praises before praise is merited is a tiresome chore. Sing with humour or wit or charm or humility, or wait until the results back up the claims. That, I think, is what people find irksome.
i go to school with about 100 or so boys just like that, i think you call it being a teenager
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Old 11 May 2003, 20:10 (Ref:596264)   #23
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Well racing is a sport of adults and professionals, so maybe he should wait a few more years.
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Well racing is a sport of adults and professionals,
In my experience of motorsport I would say that it has the least adults or professionals of any industry I have ever worked in.

Having met Dan Clarke's a few times recently I think he comes across as a not bad bloke, but his PR is a problem.
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Old 12 May 2003, 03:10 (Ref:596545)   #25
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PR is so often the problem, as it is ideally designed to follow success, not to anticipate it and then leave a hollow resonance.

We just need to see if DC's driving can do his PR for him in a world where naff PR doesn't really hack it with the professionals.
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