Ten-Tenths Fantasy Grid - Portland

[Liz]

Standings in Portland

1. Arrows-S Racing 42
2. TAR Motorsports 38
= Team NBI 38
3. ILP Racing 37
= Maple City Racing 37
= SNAFU Racing 37
= Team Snout 37
= Team Super Owls 37
= WreXXX Racing Team 37
4. Omega Motorsports 36
5. Pineapple Racing 33
= Saavedra Motorsport Project 33
6. Hesketh Racing 31
7. Gonnae No Dae That Racing 30
8. Samba Boyz 29
= Team GoFaster 29
9. Domaza Racing 27
= Forty Two Tulips Racing 27
= Williams Racing Ltd. 27
10.Archer Racing 26
= team crashANDbang 26
11.True North Racing Engineering 23
12. Team Greencardy 22
13. Domenech Racing 21
14. Speedworx Racing 20
= Team Champcar Hollandia 20
= Threshold Racing 20
= TP Racing Line 20
= Trutel Racing 20
15. DontCrashPaul 19
= Emerald City Racing 19
= The Guys In Front 19
16. Kwality Tewls Racing 17
= Team FUBAR 17
17. CCP Racing 13
18. Crooks Motorsport 12
= Ferrox Auto Racing Co. 12
19. DBR Team International 11
= EMS Racing 11
= Mad Cow Racing 11
= Micropear Racing 11
= Milwaukee Motorsports 11
= Team Tanalised 11
20. Tricksport International 10
21. Fennec Motorsport 9
= Karma Racing 9
22. Radioactive Racing 8
= Revcounter Racing 8
23. Fry Cook Motorsports 0
= Pocketsports 0
= Team Bluesky 0

First man out: Tiago Monteiro
Pole Points: Jourdain Jr. and Tracy

Standings after Portland

1. Maple City Racing 264
= WreXXX Racing Team 264
2. ILP Racing 259
= TAR Motorsports 259
3. DontCrashPaul 245
4. Crooks Motorsport 244
5. Team Super Owls 238
6. Hesketh Racing 236
7. TP Racing Line 235
8. Emerald City Racing 232
9. Trutel Racing 228
= Samba Boyz 228
10. Team Greencardy 226
11. DBR Team International 225
12. Savaadra Motorsport Project 219
13. SNAFU Racing 216
= Team Snout 216
14. Arrows-S Racing 210
15. Forty Two Tulips Racing 209
16. Domenech Racing 208
= team crashANDbang 208
17. Team NBI 207
18. Pineapple Racing 206
19. Williams Racing Ltd. 205
20. Team FUBAR 203
21. Omega Motorsport 201
22. Speedworx Racing 197
23. Ferrox Auto Racing Co. 193
- The Guys In Front 193
24. True North Racing Co. 184
25. Team Champcar Hollandia 181
= Team GoFaster 181
26. Pocketsports 178
27. Tricksport International 176
28. Micropear Racing 169
= Gonna No Dae That Racing 169
29. Archer Racing 166
30. EMS Racing 164
31. Team Tanalised 163
32. Domana Racing 152
33. CCP Racing 151
34. Revcounter Racing 144
= Fry Cook Motorsports 143
= Team Bluesky 143
35. Threshold Racing 130
36. Kwality Tewls Racing 128
37. Milwaukee Motorsports 120
38. Fennec Motorsports 117
39. Mad Cow Racing 111
40. Karma Racing 104
41. Radioactive Racing 74

Spreadsheets available on request
Math errors cheerfully repaired

[Craginn]

Fry Cook Motorsports Press Release.

Well that hurt!

[DNQ]

Arrows S-Racing Press Release

Monday, June 23, 2003

A tremendous result for the team, something we did not expect.

- End

[BootsOntheSide]

That's Motor Racing.

MJ 'Mart' Martin, team owner, PocketSports

[macdaddy]

Maple City Racing has entered into a strategic partnership with WreXXX Racing Team, one that will see both teams reap equal benefits during the season. And so far, so good! Our 1-2-3 finish in Laguna, followed by our respectable 2-4 finish in Portland, has catapulted us into the championship lead!

[Daisy]

Team Champcar Hollandia had another dissapointing race result. Only Junqueira managed to score points. Alltough, the team was happy with the pace from RHR. "Ryan has proved this race, that he can be a frontrunner one day. He needs time. He's a young, talentfull American, with a lot of pressure on his shoulders. Sebastian was unlucky all weekend. Junqueira drove a steady race. Hopefully, we will do better next race."

[marcus]

Karma racing and dissapointed in their efforts , second last in the championship is unacceptable even though they showed reasonable pace at Portland , the results are just not coming.

we are negotiationg to use the Ferrari V10 engine for the rest of the year

[The Snout]

TEAM SNOUT PRESS RELEASE

"We cheated to try and get Ryan a better time however that CART Tech team isn't as stupid as they look. So failing that it seems we'll have to do it the old fashioned way and pay CART timing a bit of $$$$ to drop a few tenths off Ryan's official time. Christ knows he isn't going to drop the times himself.

We're happy with PT and Bruno. We're trying to stop Bruno sucking a lemon after a race but unsuccessful thus far, we'll double out efforts in future."

[elephino]

Hesketh Racing Press Release

Muahahahahaha.

Sorry, just got a little carried away there. Hesketh Racing are overjoyed that this isn't last season.

Dean Canto
Press Officer

[mp356a]

From CCP Racing:
Did we say "leap up in the standings" after Laguna? We meant creep up in the standings........
What a tough day for us.

[Liz]

Mrs. Fields Pies Crayola TGIF Press Release

The team are overjoyed with Mr. Junqueira for not whining, although we suspect that has a lot to do with M. Bourdais' DNF, and for moving up the grid and staying with the leaders.

The team are ordering new gearboxes for Mr. Monteiro and trying to find out if he is shifting without using the clutch or what exactly keeps going wrong with his cars. Otherwise we remain firmly in his corner.

The team are going to make M. Bourdais race in a pink frock and Dame Edna glasses unless he gets his act together. At least then he'd be a bit of comic relief. Lord knows he's fast but his racecraft appears to have been learned from a very old video game.

The taem are putting OnStar into their cars for the Cleveland race and making everyone eat lots of carrots.

Pedro "El Guapo" Morales
Team Morale Officer and Fashion Consultant

We ate all the pies!

[Wrex]

Originally posted by macdaddy
Maple City Racing has entered into a strategic partnership with WreXXX Racing Team, one that will see both teams reap equal benefits during the season. And so far, so good! Our 1-2-3 finish in Laguna, followed by our respectable 2-4 finish in Portland, has catapulted us into the championship lead!

It would seem my "pick names you've heard of" method is finally reaping rewards.