Two caption competitions for you

[KennyG]

Now, I was asked by a certain marshal at Oulton Park to run a caption competition with the first picture. I am not to be held responsible for the outcome if he finds himself in trouble with one of the individuals in the shot.




My caption for this next one is: "I know I dropped a pork pie here somewhere".
Or, "Now we have a wicket, who is going to bowl?"