You Know You've Been at Le Mans Too Long When

[Liz]

....you realise the voices in your head are not Radio Le Mans.

....you can't recognize yourself without your Panoz fleece.

....you feel naked without at least three plastic ticket holders draped round your neck.

....you have forgotten what dry feet feel like.

....you have stopped counting sheep and started murmuring "Corvette, Saleen, DAMS Cadillac, Bentley, Bentley, MG, Panoz, Audi, Audi, Chrysler ... "

....you miss the sound of helicopters.

....you head across the back yard to the showers.

....you are beginning to speak French.

BUT THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN AT LE MANS TOO LONG IS:

You leave for lunch and ask your boss for a contremarque.