Biggest laff this season thread

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Nearly time to hang up the probies, so it's time to have fun with the biggest laugh of your season. Mine's the Goodwood Revival when a certain celebrity's Ferrari coasted to a halt. Getting the idiot to roll his car to a safe area is a different story because he thought he was one of these , whereas actually he was one of these . Turns out he'd run out of fuel.
So when the pick-up crew arrive so does our assistant observer who is a big lad . The Big'un asks the driver what the problem was. Driver (who is not very happy) mumbles his reply . Big'un says, very loudly: "My wife drives like that. She don't look at the ****ing fuel gauge either!"
Entire grandstand falls about laughing . Driver's visor steams up . Perfection.