F1 and the movies

[NiceGuyEddie]

Lots has been said about F1 needing to provide better footage. Perhaps we should have a Hollywood-hotshot have a go at it to make it more interesting.

Some examples:

Tony Scott: Cars don't break down on the cause of non-spectaculair hydraulic failures; they explode in huge balls of fire.

Tim Burton: Ferrari's change from bright red to all black. And what are those pointy things on top of Schumi's helmet?

David Fincher: At the end, F1 turns out to be an elaborate, pre-planned game (well...)

M. Knight Shyamalan: We are left wondering at the end. Perhaps M. Schumacher really is an alien?

Woody Allen: David Coulthard is stressed out about Kimi taking over the first driver-spot, and talking about it A LOT on the inboard radio. Much to the annoyance of all.

Robert Zemeckis: Ross Brawn climbs the pitwall, shouting out: Drive Micheal, Drive!