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27 Jan 2003, 07:21 (Ref:487131)
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Chinese V8 Team.
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 Word from my local Chinese restaurant last night that a new consortium of businessmen from Beijing is looking to get hold of a Level 2 franchise for the 2004 season. "With a home race we would be silly not to try" said team principal Wun Hung Lo. With drivers of the calibre of Hoo Hung Hoo in Formula Hyundai and the emerging stars Sum Yung Boy and Wun Long Chin, there appears no shortage of steering talent in the country. "From an engineering perspective, we are confident that we can find somebody amongst our population of 1.2 billion that can get a few extra noodles from a V8" he said. Backers for the team are rumoured to include the Hang Sing restaurant from Blayney and a small laundry off a side alley in Dixon Street... 
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27 Jan 2003, 11:37 (Ref:487248)
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I heard team manager Gon Shoping was getting backing form Hurstville council for a two car attack
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28 Jan 2003, 00:47 (Ref:487876)
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is this real or have I woken up on April 1st ???
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28 Jan 2003, 01:17 (Ref:487896)
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This is an email sent to me and I p$$ed myself laughing, thought it would go in;t his thread ok.
We take you now to the Oval Office): >> >>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? >> >>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. >> >>George: Great. Lay it on me. >> >>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. >> >>George: That's what I want to know. >> >>Condi: That's what I'm telling you. >> >>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? >> >>Condi: Yes. >> >>George: I mean the fellow's name. >> >>Condi: Hu. >> >>George: The guy in China. >> >>Condi: Hu. >> >>George: The new leader of China. >> >>Condi: Hu. >> >>George: The Chinaman! >> >>Condi: Hu is leading China. >> >>George: Now whaddya' asking me for? >> >>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. >> >>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? >> >>Condi: That's the man's name. >> >>George: That's who's name? >> >>Condi: Yes.! >> >>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? >> >>Condi: Yes, sir. >> >>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle >>East. >> >>Condi: That's correct. >> >>George: Then who is in China? >> >>Condi: Yes, sir. >> >>George: Yassir is in China? >> >>Condi: No, sir. >> >>George: Then who is? >> >>Condi: Yes, sir. >> >>George: Yassir? >> >>Condi: No, sir. >> >>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. >>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. >> >>Condi: Kofi? >> >>George: No, thanks. >> >>Condi: You want Kofi? >> >>George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. >> >>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And >>then get me the U.N. >> >>Condi: Yes, sir. >> >>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. >> >>Condi: Kofi? >> >>George: Milk! Will you please make the call? >> >>Condi: And call who? >> >>George: Who is the guy at the U.N? >> >>Condi: Hu is the guy in China. >> >>George: Will you stay out of China?! >> >>Condi: Yes, sir. >> >>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. >> >>Condi: Kofi. >> >>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. >> >>(Condi picks up the phone) >> >>Condi: Rice, here. >> >>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should >>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese >>food in the Middle East? |
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28 Jan 2003, 01:19 (Ref:487898)
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Wow, HSBC's involvement would really raise the profile of V8 Supercars. Imagine a F1 sponsor racing in V8 Supercars!
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28 Jan 2003, 04:23 (Ref:487993)
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I think the second driver maybe Wun Long Dong.
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28 Jan 2003, 04:27 (Ref:487996)
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That is some very funny stuff, sevi!!!!!
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28 Jan 2003, 04:30 (Ref:487999)
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Tricky, I think you will find that there are plenty of candidates looking to fill those seats. For starters, Ji Yoo Suk and So Doo Yoo, as well as Choo Ma Fat and Sum Dum Prik, are all in with a shot, from what I've heard.
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28 Jan 2003, 04:40 (Ref:488003)
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28 Jan 2003, 05:25 (Ref:488019)
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Tricky , hold yourself back and don't say what we all know you want to say.
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28 Jan 2003, 08:57 (Ref:488114)
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I can think of maybe 10 names here Sevi, please narrow it down for us mere mortals
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28 Jan 2003, 09:21 (Ref:488134)
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28 Jan 2003, 10:34 (Ref:488164)
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Funny thing was they were sponsored by Optus World - True Story. Has a nice Ling Ling to it. 
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28 Jan 2003, 11:30 (Ref:488202)
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29 Jan 2003, 05:34 (Ref:489045)
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funny shi*
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30 Jan 2003, 11:34 (Ref:490433)
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I Haven't made up my mind if I do or Dont like the idea of the v8's going to china. I was there in 87 at age 15 , with my family. All I can remember from Beijing, Xian, Shanghai and Hong Kong, was millions of Bicycle riders.
I can just see it now the chinese round of the AUSTRALIAN v8 series in 2004, Skaifey on a blinder one lap in the pits then nest removing handle bars, and body parts from the grill of the HRT Commode. |
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