Ten-Tenths Fantasy Grid - TORONTO

[Liz]

STANDING AT TORONTO

DBR Team International 61
Lucky Strike BAR Domenech Racing 61
Puerto Rico Racing 57
Underwood/Andretti Racing 56
Polar Bear Express Racing 53
Risky Business Racing 53
Paulzinho’s School of Samba 52
Pocketsports Racing 52
SNAFU Racing 52
Team CrashAndBang 52
Williams Racing Ltd. 52
ILP Racing 51
Maple City Racing 51
Omega Racing 51
Speedworx Racing 51
Team French Fries 51
Strange Grand Prix 59
TCH Grand Prix Ltd. 50
Charlie’s Angels Racing 49
Emerald City Racing 48
GM99 Motorsports 48
Hesketh Racing 48
Boehm America Racing 47
Kreme Racing 47
Team Viperblues 47
Yummy Canadian Racing 47
Blue Peril Racing 44
Team Cars Not Trams 44
Crooks Motorsport 43
Rocket Racing 43
The Unique and Special Snowflakes 43
Team Phoenix MG 41
Spiering Racing 39
Zander Waxer Racing 39
Team CCP 38
Team Elizabeth 38
Team Go Team 38
Team Smersh 38
Hewmann-Naas JellyFish Dance Party Racing 37
A.C. Giocca Racing 35
Bulldog Racing International 33
RS Team Motorsport 33
SRL Motorsport 33
Oddball Racing 32
Team Prodrive 32
AppleCART Competition 31
Checkered Flag Racing 31
Doom & Gloom Racing 31
Apex Racing 26
Swedish American Racing 26
AMG 21
Team Super Owls 21
Team vmkFX 21
Wrexxx Racing Team 21
Firefox Racing 21
Team GoFaster 19
Team Photogenic 19
Thunder Racing 19
Interbrew Racing 16
Low Moral Fibre Racing 16
Team Mission: Interception 16
Nextel MB Racing 13
Pinnacle Motorsport 9
No Schumachers 7
Andrew Denman Racing 1
Producto de Mexico -1
Birch River Motorsport -11

STANDINGS AFTER TORONTO

Lucky Strike BAR Domenech Racing 351
Speedworx Racing 332
Omega Motorsport 328
Team Prodrive 311
Underwood/Andretti Racing 305
Hewman-Naas JelllyFish Dance Party Racing 303
Charlie’s Angels Racing 297
Risky Business Racing 297
Team SMERSH 295
Paulzinho’s School of Samba 294
Polar Bear Express Racing 293
Emerald City Racing 288
Strange Grand Prix 285
TCH Grand Prix Ltd. 284
Puerto Rico Racing 282
Maple City Racing 278
Doom & Gloom Racing 264
Team French Fries 264
Yummy Canadian racing 264
Zander-Waxer Racing 263
Pocketsports Racing 262
SNAFU Racing 262
ILP Racing 261
Team CrashAndBang 261
Team Out of the Sun 261
Williams Racing Ltd. 261
RS Team Motorsports 260
Team GoFazster 255
Thunder Racing 255
Team Cars Not Trams 255
Crooks Motorsport 254
Blue Peril Racing 253
Wrexxx Racing 248
Firefox Racing 248
Team Photogenic 246
Bulldog Racing International 245
Rocket Racing 244
GM99 Motorsports 237
Hesketh Racing 236
Kreme Racing 236
Team Viperblues 235
Spiering Racing 234
Oddball Racing 230
No Schumachers 218
Checkered Flag Racing 213
Team Elizabeth 209
Birch River Motorsport 205
Team Phoenix MG 202
The Unique and Special Snowflakes 202
SRL Motorsports 201
AppleCART Competition 199
Boehm American 185
A.G. Giocca Racing 176
AMG 176
Pinnacle Motorsports 176
Swedish-American Racing 174
Apex Racing 170
Team Super Owls 166
Team vmkFX 166
Interbrew Racing 161
Low Moral Fibre Racing 161
Team Mission: Interception 161
Andrew Denman Racing 142
Producto de Mexico 128
Nextel MB Racing 39

First man out: Dominguez
Pole Men: Tracy and Bourdais

Birch River Motorsports becomes the first team in Fantasy Grid History to lose 5 points because his drivers both retied due to hitting each other.

Thank you.

[Mouser]

Birch River Motorsports has carefully reviewed the opening
lap situation between our two drivers, and issued stern
lectures to both. Although we appreciate the fire and
intensity of Mario and Bruno,they need to take a look
around once in a while,to see if they are about to
drive off a cliff,or some other RATHER EMBARRASSING thing.

However,that said, We have the utmost confidence in
their abilities. They have both assured us this will
never happen again. We apologize to all our legions
of loyal fans the world over.

[mp356a]

CCP's Team Effort (Vasser/Jourdain/Wilson) has officially decided that they loathe PT and whomever paid him to assassinate our team.
The points that we lost due to the ineptitude of one man will be a regret that we carry the rest of the season. We are only thankful that the maniac did not have a chance to catch up to our last remaining driver in the race and smack him off as well.
We are pleased with the performance of all our drivers and look forward to some payback at the next race.
Happy? No. Determined? Yes. Vengeful? Not as far as you know.
Pupo.
PS. We are also wondering why we have dropped out of the overall standings altogether........

[f1manoz]

DBR International Reports...

Delighted to take equal first at the Molson Toronto ChampCar race but are interested to know where they are on the total standings as they don't appear to be on there.

[zerO]

Hey Lizzz,

we here in the "frozen" tundra (between Toronto & Vancouver) are wondering why Zander/Waxer got only 39 points now we are more confused than earlier... Bourdais pole and win, plus 8th for RHR, and +/- whatever = 39 ???... something doesn't add up here... :confused:

Maybe us team owners aren't too good with counting "little numbers" - women are always better at it...

Giancarlo Gacamoli-Fuzzituttipazzo
Zander-Waxer Press Rep

zerO

[Mags]

WHERE IS VIPERBLUES?????

[marcus]

Pinnacle Motorsports would like to say.

WHAT THE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"useless the lot of them" , is the quote heard from the team manager as he drowned his sorrows in a local Toronto bar.


The team would also like to announce a change to the way the team structure is laid out.

"my Aunty Mary will now be the head cleaning lady back at the shop" said team owner Marcus , "her influence in my younger years still remains with me to this day and now we have her in charge of cleaning the team should start to reap some rewards"

"Oh yeah , we are gonna head to the next event as well so Aunty Mary can get in behind the sofa's and have a good vacuum while we are gone" Marcus said while ordering another double.

[Omega99]

Alright. We did alright.

[Liz]

Team Viperblues - 47 points on the day, 235 overall.

Zander/Waxer I will look you up when I get home tonight and give you the figures I used for my calculation.

Team CCP had 38 pionts on the day. For those whom I missed in the overall standings, I will give you your numbers tomorrow.

[Mags]

I must be doing quiet well then!!

[Liz]

Zander-Waxer Racing: Bourdais 32, Hunter-Reay 14, Wilson -7. Total 39.

DBR Team International: 245 points total for the season to date.

CCP Team Effort: 233 for the season to date.

I trust everyone else has been satisfied with their totals?

[marcus]

No.............




but I blame the drivers and not you Liz

[Liz]

Mrs Fields Pies Crayola Oddball Racing Team Update

Due to the fact that we can't currently locate our second driver, whom we suspect was recently frightened by a prank got up by the crew involving a pair of shears, Oddball Racing are negotiating with Patrick Carpentier and Alex Tagliani for possible employment should the young rascal not be located.

We wish to preserve the French ambience of our team as well as the possibility of making our drivers moonlight in sports cars, so we are at present considering only those who can parlez francais .

Pedro "El Guapo" Morales
Team Leader and Oddball Par Excellence

[macdaddy]

I was of the understanding that, should a driver be replaced, your fantasy team must accept his replacement?
Kinda funny, that!

[Jordi]

Lucky Strike BAR Domènech Racing PR

Ah, there's nothing like tobacco backing. Last year we didn't have any and we were bloody nowhere in the standings.

In Ronspeak:
This year our performance has been no doubt improved by the fact that our partners are supporting each and every movement Lucky Strike BAR Domènech Racing makes. Lucky Strike BAR Domènech Racing definitely thinks that there has been a great improvement from last year's performance.


Jordi Domènech - ronspeaker

[f1manoz]

DBR Report

We would rather not have known about our score.

[Liz]

No, you only have to accept the replacement driver if the driver you have selected is out due to injury or other event from which he is expected back. If he gets fired you get to choose again.

[macdaddy]

Okay, Liz... I'll take your word for it.
But you are SO lucky, because it would've been SO funny!