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21 Oct 2006, 00:37 (Ref:1743702) | #1 | ||
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How will Alonso lose the title?
The blue pill please...
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21 Oct 2006, 00:41 (Ref:1743706) | #2 | ||
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Red Bull car taking him out for they can get out of the contract for Ferarri engines and give the Ferrari engines to STR.
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Fizzi taks ALonso out as revenge for all the 'rude' things Alonso has said about Fisi...
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21 Oct 2006, 01:23 (Ref:1743726) | #4 | |
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The FIA have an emergency meeting and the outcome is that only red cars with the number 5 are allowed to take part in the race.
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An unexpected test of the braking capabilities of the Renault.
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Problems with the Michelin tyres around the high speed Turn 1
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21 Oct 2006, 03:14 (Ref:1743760) | #7 | ||
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He chokes on the last lap while leading. Admit it, we all want it to happen.
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21 Oct 2006, 03:20 (Ref:1743763) | #8 | ||
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He deliberately burns out his clutch to look good, ala Schuey 91
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21 Oct 2006, 06:04 (Ref:1743832) | #9 | |
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Michelin tyres are outlawed because they have blue on them....
....or Schu falls off the track (while about 40 seconds away from alonso) and Alonso is disqualified for creating an aviodable accident... |
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The Toyota's will run light and Ralf will take Alonso out at the first turn for his Brother... Then Micheal will shoot through for the win, and Ralf will be garanteed Massa's Ferrari seat for the next five seasons.
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How about running out of fuel with two laps to go.
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21 Oct 2006, 10:02 (Ref:1743979) | #12 | |
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Unreliability under pressure.
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the BMW will put a message on the rear wing: MICHEAL'S POLIZEI" and instruct Nick to make sure Alonso doesn't finish and also instruct Robert to make sure Michael scores 10 points.
But nothink for free. Michael will be obliged to drive a BMW C1 with i-drive to the last day of his life. |
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Deadly snakes released into Alonso's car.
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Michael switches to the Red Bull team, so he really does fly to the finish and beat him.
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Webber crashes ahead of him and he eats up one of his tyres, ending in the wall.
Oh wait, that happened in 2003 and he did finish 3rd... |
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Alonso has to retire with an injured fist, product of so much waving at lapped cars...
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21 Oct 2006, 19:51 (Ref:1744316) | #18 | ||
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They invite Pele to wave the chequered flag again, though this time he waves it a lap too early. Alonso slows down and drops out of the top 8. Schu passes Massa on the last lap and takes the title
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By going to Mclaren....
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I had a version actually when Schumi passed kimi with 4-5 laps to go, that button would "accidently" collide with alonso. and then Massa stick's it in the wall or has a mysterious drive through penalty for wearing his national colors on his race suit or something like that.
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still everythink is possible:
Alonso and Massa disqalified for diving into crowd after race. Button disqualified.. for, say, giving Sato instructions how to drive Honda powered car properly. |
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