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28 Jun 2000, 11:35 (Ref:19924) | #2 | ||
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Johnny: "Just look at the aerodynamic package that Minardi has... *sigh* That's how an F1 car should be..."
Mechanic: "Johnny... What the hell is in this box? Louise Goodman???" |
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28 Jun 2000, 12:50 (Ref:19951) | #3 | ||
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Having realised that Jaguar's Internal Control has confiscated the case of booze he stashed in the footwell of his car, Johhny decided to destroy at least a bit of evidence.
OR "Allright, Johhny, where is it? We know you have a bottle of Glenfiddich here. C'mon, game over." "Slurp...Glen-what...hic...?" |
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28 Jun 2000, 14:17 (Ref:19965) | #4 | ||
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Check the warmers!
BTW, could there be a more appropriate sponsor for the tyre-warmers? Spot on!
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28 Jun 2000, 14:42 (Ref:19966) | #5 | ||
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JH: "I bet they wouldn't ignore me like this at CART!"
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28 Jun 2000, 15:22 (Ref:19971) | #6 | ||
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Johnny "See I told you that paint was too bloody heavy!"
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28 Jun 2000, 17:14 (Ref:19996) | #7 | ||
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I'll just put this coolbox in the boot for you Johnny.
So when the car conks out on the first lap you can park up and have a picnic. |
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28 Jun 2000, 22:55 (Ref:20066) | #8 | ||
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Mechanics: "Okay, Johnny, we'll put this box in Eddie's footwell like you want -- where's that ticking sound coming from?"
Johnny: "I don't hear anything. I'm not even here." |
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28 Jun 2000, 23:45 (Ref:20086) | #9 | ||
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Referring to bloke on right hand side with ear phones on...
With Johnny inebriated on Glenfiddich, Giancarlo Minardi seizes his chance and takes pin to rubber in an attempt to sabotage Jaguar's race.
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29 Jun 2000, 04:35 (Ref:20147) | #10 | ||
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Johnny-"Look at the arse on that ..."
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29 Jun 2000, 05:15 (Ref:20158) | #11 | ||
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"Squirt them with my straw.....do I or dont I? do I or dont I??"
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29 Jun 2000, 06:05 (Ref:20172) | #12 | ||
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This is the future of Johhny at Jaguar
You see they are giving him the @rse |
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30 Jun 2000, 16:51 (Ref:20534) | #13 | ||
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Are you SURE this is how you recharge gas bottles?
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1 Jul 2000, 00:28 (Ref:20651) | #14 | ||
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"By sucking in this helium, not only will I look like a garden gnome, I'll also sound like one!"
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2 Jul 2000, 03:59 (Ref:20864) | #15 | ||
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Johnny: I see you baby, shakin' that arse
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