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Right you naughty marshal!
First of all, the BRSCC used to insist you were a club member to marshal the Festival but I believe that has now lapsed. Speaking of lapsed, so has Mrs Green. My divorce went through last Thursday and so I am now a free man..... |
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LOL... What Neil if they say its s d , could be a daddy, what if the driver is male, and he tells you " my mechanic f d it up this morning, and now iv`e gone and f d the c t now even more ?
Plus he also s d the a e end too, im lost myself now, oh yes, and the mechanic is female....:confused: cos i am...... |
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Anyway the always nice Mr. Spooner has said we can come play so thppppppppppttttt Of course if you're a free man now, maybe I should leave the Magnet at home....... |
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Kaybee, did you know his red- things are removable ?
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oh and before any fellow representatives of the IOSM get the chance to say it....
"ooh spank me - I'm a bad marshal" |
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Was that a Stephen Green Quote Evilinous one ?
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I was in orange KayBee, only those close to the startline and paddock were issued white overals. I was stationed at Madgwick for the two days and thoroughly enjoyable it was too!
I'm getting a little worried now that Rick is going to pinch my footwear the next time we meet!!! |
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if that's all you're worried he's going to pinch, you're lucky.
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(LOL) Sorry, Have I been linked to a marshals fetish site??
I know PVC melts when very hot (friction or otherwise) so perhaps some of the more broad-minded can suggest an alternative? |
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10 Sep 2002, 08:14 (Ref:377144) | #64 | ||
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I'm going to keep verrrrrrrry quiet now
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10 Sep 2002, 09:04 (Ref:377183) | #67 | ||
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Don't quite think these are the 'dancing girls' you envisaged!!!!
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10 Sep 2002, 11:09 (Ref:377287) | #68 | ||
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Exactly! And just which part of my body were they going to use as the dance floor!
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10 Sep 2002, 19:39 (Ref:377587) | #69 | ||
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Right off to asda, MMMnn now, which isle has the rubber gloves ,leg wax and the Johny Jiles cream i wonder..
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We may have wandered just a tad off topic here... To the driver who thinks of spending a day on the bank - do it! IMO it should be a requirement for all drivers to spend two days with the marshals, not necessarily in an active capacity, but perhaps as a driver safety observer or something similar? I am absolutely convinced that if a driver had to report on other drivers behaviour, and therefore watched carefully some of the antics that go on, they would modify their driving standards.
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Or possibly learn some more bad habits that they hadn't seen before
Seriously though, I agree with you whole heartedly. |
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That sounds an exzcellent idea and as a driver, I think it should be made compulsory
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So guys, get writing to the MSA and put it forward as a suggestion for future young drivers!
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13 Sep 2002, 21:24 (Ref:379873) | #74 | ||
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Now been to Said Asda, and now back, complete with all required, what is the shelf life for asteroid cream i wonder
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