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24 Jul 2011, 23:26 (Ref:2930659)
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25 Jul 2011, 08:32 (Ref:2930763)
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Senna getting a Friday outing:
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25 Jul 2011, 12:40 (Ref:2930881)
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25 Jul 2011, 23:21 (Ref:2931129)
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it shows a controversial red bull special seat share from about 5 years ago a la klien/liuzzi i think you'll find
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Sebastian Vettel stays, of course. Scott Speed and Red Bull settle their lawsuit by agreeing to let Speed portray a racing driver on television in their car, in addition to giving him a chance to hit Franz Tost in the jaw. Adrian Newey is already working on software so the car can drive itself while Speed sits in it. McLaren Lewis Hamilton is going to leave, I mean, that's obvious. He's going to NASCAR. He's seen the truth, having driven the pinnacle of racing machinery at Watkins Glen a few weeks back. You can get away with those moves at Monaco and Montréal with fenders, you know. NASCAR will in turn market him as an African-American, when he is neither, and change his name to Bobby, III. to connect him with the late stock car racer and his gun-popping son Junior. Due to this, Jenson Button will be partnered by Will Power. Why? Well, I've seen the Verizon Wireless ads on the McLaren's rear wing, and Power's in Verizon ads here in the U.S., so it only makes sense. Ferrari Fernando Alonso will be banned as his HANS device obscures the FIA logo stitched on his uniform. Ferrari will have no choice but to replace him with Schumacher...Ralf, that is. Michael's too expensive and the team are still paying Kimi Räikkönen to shill Perky Jerky to race-goers who speak English just as poorly as he does...despite it being the only language they think exists, or should exist, let alone being native speakers. A match made in heaven. Felipe Massa signs a lifetime contract with the team...as janitor. Sadly for poor Massa, mops make the surface a bit wet, and traction's not his strong point. Jules Bianchi replaces him, because Ferrari have always been known for hiring rookies, especially bad ones. Mercedes Pairing a German ex-WDC with a rather "meh" national counterpart just isn't working. So let's try a Canadian ex-WDC with a rather "meh" national counterpart. Jacques Villeneuve and Bruno Spengler it is for Mercedes Grand Prix. Much like the current cars are silver to match Schumacher's hair, the 2012 chassis will be painted yellow to match Villeneuve's teeth. Team partner Deutsche Post will be pleased. Lotus-Renault Flavio Briatore returns. To the driver's seat. An extra wide cockpit is built to accommodate him, and looking to get the greatest return on that investment, the team enlists the services of Their Nige, though Nick Heidfeld does spend an entire off-season at Burger King working hard to retain his ride. Sadly, due to his beard and hair, he is mistaken for the King himself, and signs a lucrative advertising contract with the restaurant chain. The Russian government cancels the Vitaly Petrov project and instead invests in more steel factories. Petrov is sentenced to hard labor in Siberia, which is actually a high honor in the USSR. Sauber The last few years have been sobering for Sauber. See what I did there? Perhaps you do, but I bet you don't see many sponsors on their sidepods. Kamui Kobayashi just isn't bringing the funding, and Sergio Pérez doesn't speak good American so he'll likely be deported back to Miami, Cuba. This leaves Sauber with no hope but to take on ride-buyers. Narain Karthikeyan, Giedo van der Garde, Francesco Dracone, and Jake Rosenzweig pool their funds together to each take one-quarter of the season in the first car. The second car goes to Colin Kolles, who starts-and-parks to fund the first car. To perfect this technique, Peter Sauber hires NASCAR Nationwide owner Jay Robinson to oversee team operations. Force India As the Mercedes junior team, it only makes sense to run Paul di Resta and Nico Hülkenberg. So they do. Unfortunately, releasing Adrian Sutil is a bit difficult. Sutil attacks Vijay Mallya with his handbag, before flicking nail polish in his eye and pulling his hair. Mallya presses charges in Sausalito, CA, where he resides. Sutil loses the trial and is sentenced to life in federal prison on the basis he didn't use his second amendment right and failed to use a firearm in his assault of Mallya. Toro Rosso Prince Reverend Khalil Abdul Solomon Yosef Kumar Ram Jonathan Al-Harthy Toth Jennings, III., M.D. of Nigeria makes Franz Tost a deal he cannot refuse over his Yahoo! freemail account. For all of Tost's personal details, a $10,000 deposit, and ownership of STR, Jennings will give Tost access to a bank account of a "good man, on the travel, has no hair to take his money, I can give you his money, if you pretend to be father, please prescribe." With ENRON and eFusjon Energy Club on board, STR become the best-budgeted team in F1, and sign Duarte Ferreira to a £10,000,000/per year deal for the next thirty years. Mark Webber is signed to be his number two. Williams Wait, Williams are still in Formula One? Nelson Piquet, Jr. and Leo Mansell are the only sensible choices. Nostalgia sells. Piquet is asked to crash deliberately so Mansell can finish a season-best P14. Not one for integrity, Piquet does crash...unfortunately, right into Mansell. Such is life at Williams. Lotus In a marketing push, Tony Fernandes contracts former Champ Car driver and grid girl Dan Clarke, provided he changes his surname to Clark and pretends to be the secret son of Jim. Despite being assigned numbers 20 and 21, Fernandes insists on using "5" on Clark's car. If there can be two Lotus teams on the grid, there can be two 5s, he argues. The FIA sues, but Fernandes quickly registers scuderiaferrari@aol.com and, pretending to be Luca di Montezemolo, threatens a breakaway series if the FIA do not drop the case. Car 21 is piloted by Jarno Trulli in a shock move that only makes sense when Fernandes announces that 1Malaysia is expanding to include RailAsia, and could not think of a better spokesperson for all things train-related than Jarno himself. Hispania They need a car to have drivers. So they purchase Ken Anderson's Falcon IndyCar chassis that he pretended was the US F1 Type 1. Stefan Grand Prix then buy the team and sign an engine deal with Yugo. In a cost-saving move, the mechanics are shipped with the cars in mysterious crates. Unfortunately, they are shipped to the IRL opener in St. Petersburg...and they can't even get that right, sending them to Russia instead of Florida. In the end, it's for the best. Virgin Eventual WCCs on the strength of Timo Glock and Robert Wickens contesting the cancelled twenty-first race and getting an extra 43 points on the field. The FIA will investigate this after the 2017 season, so it's all unofficial. |
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That, Mr Rabbit, is priceless!
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26 Jul 2011, 07:05 (Ref:2931185)
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26 Jul 2011, 07:15 (Ref:2931189)
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That's hilarious Rabbit! Especially the bits on Piquet and Massa.
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No changes at Sauber for 2012:
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