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Old 5 Feb 2002, 03:10 (Ref:210513)   #101
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LOL that's funny!
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 04:34 (Ref:210530)   #102
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ya bb,but i have fun talking with you pre shcoolers.
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 04:36 (Ref:210531)   #103
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 12:20 (Ref:210553)   #104
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Well, Bud, you did exactly what I expected you to do. You are consistant, I'll grant you that. Consistantly full of $hit. One of these days you should show us how intelligent you really are, and stop lying about things. Every lie only needs another lie to cover it up, and sooner or later they all come back on you. If you were even 1\3 as intelligent as you claim, you'd know that.
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 15:49 (Ref:210673)   #105
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Hey Bud, did you nearly blow up your chemisry lab in school, the university guys couldn't understand your beheviour, so they sent you to the military for them to conduct tests on you?
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 16:22 (Ref:210687)   #106
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Have you ever heard of chemestry in school,i made a chemical compound,on paper,my teacher could'nt understand its complexity,she sent it to a local college who did understand it,but did not understand how i knew it,they gave me an I.Q test,how i got into the military,i won't tell you,it is some what clasified,I read books all day long,and design things at home.

Bud, I have a pretty extensive chemistry background. Why don't you type it up and let me review it?
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 16:38 (Ref:210692)   #107
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KAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Beer Baron

"Hey Bud, did you blow up your chemisry lab in school,"

No, but if he wants to blow something up, all he needs to do is grab his ankles and we will light the fuse for him!

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, Baron. Now you are just obsessed with flaming magnesium, aren't you? At least it keeps you away from the C-4.





"the university guys couldn't understand your beheviour, so they sent you to the military for them to conduct tests on you?"

Nah, they sent him to NASA and put him in with the howler monkeys. That's where he learned his interpersonal relationship skills. Too bad he ruined the monkeys attitudes.
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 16:49 (Ref:210700)   #108
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Ah Thats what Bud is, he's a super intelligent monkey from the breeding program at NASA, he does have a large IQ for a monkey.

remember that old song from speednet:

'monkey see , monkey do,
monkeys need enema too!

C-4 check, Magnesium check, 30 foot long fuse check, freshly filled zippo with lighter fluid check-mate
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 16:57 (Ref:210703)   #109
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Beer Baron


"remember that old song from speednet:"

Oh my God, you rememeber THAT? Hahahahahah. They still haven't recovered! Sweet monkey Poem!




"'monkey see , monkey do,
monkeys need enema too!"


monkey see, monkey do,
got special treatment for you.

Monkey see monkey do,
slinging monkey @#$% at you!



"check-mate"

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, the colors! Baron, you are one sick pyromaniac!
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 17:01 (Ref:210705)   #110
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It was tough budging that turd but we did it
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 17:08 (Ref:210707)   #111
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It was tough budging that turd but we did it
It's starting to look like those video clips of Bagdad at night!

No, baron. Put down the Zippo. Put it down, NOW! No, Baron, no, no , ooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooo!
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 17:20 (Ref:210709)   #112
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bzzzzzzbbzzzzzbzzzzzzbzzzzzzzzzzzbbbbzzzzzzz

too late Austin, the fuse is lit, hope ya like the display!
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 17:26 (Ref:210711)   #113
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!


Ok, now it is time to just ignore the guy. He has tormented all of you enough. If you don't know how to use the ignore button, maybe Roselady will be kind enough to explain it one more time. If you care to keep inviting the guy to wreck your forum, then you deserve it. Just hit ignore.
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 19:06 (Ref:210753)   #114
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That is classified also,you would not know who teaches me anyways,why you guys are working at your little jobs,i am designing stealth jets,that are even invisible to the human eye.
So your S.H.I.T. is classified also? K...just checking. *G*
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 19:13 (Ref:210759)   #115
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Lar, put down that zippo. Put it down now, lars! ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo!
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 19:24 (Ref:210768)   #116
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Bud's shi.t is classified?, it has been blown all over the forum!

That's one chemistry lesson you never attended , explosives!
Doc, the zippo please .........
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 19:31 (Ref:210777)   #117
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Not again, Baron!

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 19:41 (Ref:210787)   #118
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KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 19:53 (Ref:210795)   #119
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If you like fireworks this much, maybe will will get out of Indy city jail in time for the fourth of july.

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 23:15 (Ref:210899)   #120
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What a mess.
I just can't believe that the kid actually thinks that we believe ANYTHING he says.
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 23:20 (Ref:210903)   #121
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BB & AB- I expect you two to have all the pieces swept up & hauled out to the garbage. You need to mop the floor & wipe all the walls down. You two had too much fun today & WHAT a mess!
Now you go do as Mommy Dearest says---or I will get even!
No dinner tonight!
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Old 5 Feb 2002, 23:22 (Ref:210904)   #122
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No, rose! No, put the Bic lighter away! Put it away! oooooooooooooohhhhhh, nooooooooooooooooo!
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Old 6 Feb 2002, 01:36 (Ref:210939)   #123
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Now now Rosie, ,mmmmm I feel like fryin' up whats left of our friend bud, and having that for dinner tonight
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Old 6 Feb 2002, 02:12 (Ref:210944)   #124
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Ya think ya left enough pieces to pull together a meal?

BTW- That's kinda GROSS!
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Old 6 Feb 2002, 02:22 (Ref:210946)   #125
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No, he meant to say throw what's left in the ocean for the fish to have dinner on. No one likes the taste of burnt troll, but the sea wastes nothing. Well, maybe the fish will eat it. Then again..........
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