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22 May 2013, 20:54 (Ref:3251862)
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Own your own Jeff Bloxham
Quiet day on post? Actually have time for that cup of tea? Well not anymore - now you too can have your very own Jeff Bloxham - http://www.grandprixmodels.com/searc...-cameras-model
Warning: incidents not included; may cause tea spitting/pork pie chucking/track sweeping; Jon Bryant figure sold separately |
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22 May 2013, 22:02 (Ref:3251890)
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is this real, i must have one
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23 May 2013, 08:17 (Ref:3252074)
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I'll take a Nicola Todd please.
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You see a washing line full of ladies underwear blowing in the wind? Do you notice how it swings lazily back and forth, without direction or meaning? That's your flagging that is.
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23 May 2013, 08:37 (Ref:3252080)
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Who needs a pork pie with one of those!
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23 May 2013, 10:00 (Ref:3252119)
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Diamond Geezer 'At my age an early night is never early enough'
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23 May 2013, 10:02 (Ref:3252120)
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The liver is evil and must be punished! Mike Kelly - Patron saint of public houses!
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23 May 2013, 10:20 (Ref:3252125)
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You see a washing line full of ladies underwear blowing in the wind? Do you notice how it swings lazily back and forth, without direction or meaning? That's your flagging that is.
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23 May 2013, 10:23 (Ref:3252127)
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Someone could do a Jon Bryant fridge magnet. You'd never get it off, neodymium would seem weak!
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You see a washing line full of ladies underwear blowing in the wind? Do you notice how it swings lazily back and forth, without direction or meaning? That's your flagging that is.
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23 May 2013, 13:50 (Ref:3252175)
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Just who is this bloke Jeff Bloxham anyway?
Bob The Photographer. |
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23 May 2013, 15:33 (Ref:3252200)
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I'll have you know, Jeff spent most of the day with us at Cadwell the other week and we didn't have a thing to do all day!!
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23 May 2013, 17:45 (Ref:3252240)
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Oh, I so want one of those, that's awesome.
We now need a model marshal with a speech bubble containing the words 'Bugger off'. Never has such a nice man received so much abuse over so many years. |
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Bill Bryson: It is no longer permitted to be stupid and slow. You must choose one or the other.
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23 May 2013, 17:49 (Ref:3252244)
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Woolley, I think we need a pull cord, like the old action man, which just sets off the words "bugger off Bryant, bugger off Bryant....."
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23 May 2013, 17:54 (Ref:3252248)
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A pull chord marshal, properly programmed, could sound just like the real thing. "Are we moving round after this race?" *pull* "Who's leading?" *pull* "Bugger off, Bloxham" *pull* "Only 15 minutes for lunch?" |
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24 May 2013, 05:54 (Ref:3252512)
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Also. " it's been very quiet today". And "it's just a passing shower".
As you say, such a pleasant fellow that Bloxham! We also spoke at length at Cadwell (HSCC) and he had dinner with us in Louth despite Balders' extreme views on photographers causing chaos......
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........and her name is "incontinentia buttox" !
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24 May 2013, 07:50 (Ref:3252527)
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24 May 2013, 08:04 (Ref:3252531)
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Yes they ARE real - I've ordered some - just follow the link!
I'm planning to turn mine into a keyring which will go on the lanyard with my whistle!  I think we should encourage this company to produce more items. I'm thinking: Jon Bryant Pork Pie Mike Kelly Any more for any more? |
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24 May 2013, 08:15 (Ref:3252536)
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Stephen Green - in mid-tackle
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24 May 2013, 08:18 (Ref:3252538)
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 Yes, I could see that - with the little red booties. Does that mean we need a nutty Irish ex-priest as well? Or we could just use a Troll Doll in a kilt? |
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24 May 2013, 08:22 (Ref:3252541)
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and for us scottish marshals we could have iain from power images or craig from cm photography, both have a habit of turning up 5 seconds before chaos
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24 May 2013, 08:29 (Ref:3252544)
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The liver is evil and must be punished! Mike Kelly - Patron saint of public houses!
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24 May 2013, 09:10 (Ref:3252554)
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25 May 2013, 07:48 (Ref:3252953)
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Can you buy them ready painted? It looked like they just came "nude" - although I may not have read it properly.
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Too old and too past it - now if only I could remember what "it" is! But I do know I'm now Mrs Turnbull.
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25 May 2013, 08:29 (Ref:3252968)
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