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Old 1 Apr 2006, 10:14 (Ref:1566821)   #1
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Mark Skaife Vs Dodo Bird... who wins??

Hrt have been seen to be illegally testing at Calder Park Raceway in the last couple of weeks trialing a new starting system. They were caught drag racing a wierd looking car named "The Dodo Broadban Jet" and were seen to lose to this Dodo jet
So will HRT suffer the same kind of fate Team Dynamik did? Or will they get off?







Sorry guys had to do it, it was too good to leave alone
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 10:40 (Ref:1566840)   #2
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Hrt have been seen to be illegally testing at Calder Park Raceway in the last couple of weeks trialing a new starting system. They were caught drag racing a wierd looking car named "The Dodo Broadban Jet" and were seen to lose to this Dodo jet
So will HRT suffer the same kind of fate Team Dynamik did? Or will they get off?Sorry guys had to do it, it was too good to leave alone
Isn't that the worst advert you've ever seen It must be true about HRT's budget.
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 10:42 (Ref:1566842)   #3
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Talk about poor acting.
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 10:50 (Ref:1566846)   #4
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Talk about poor acting.
Yeah i wonder how many times it took "the nose" to say u can win this ss commodore. or to lose to a fictional character theat wasn't there
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 10:59 (Ref:1566852)   #5
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Doesn't T. Kelly look like a goof, and the dodo girl looks like she is freezing her ass off
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 11:00 (Ref:1566853)   #6
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From the look of this post, it sounds like a reference to a TV ad that I haven't seen.

However, I honestly think the name of this topic needs changing as it is very iffy legally - it is a statement of fact, and teams get very jumpy about references to cheating.
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 13:04 (Ref:1566935)   #7
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From the look of this post, it sounds like a reference to a TV ad that I haven't seen.

However, I honestly think the name of this topic needs changing as it is very iffy legally - it is a statement of fact, and teams get very jumpy about references to cheating.
The ad is goofy yes.. and I'm a HRT supporter ! But yeah.. driving the ride car certainly doesnt constitute illegal testing...

Goofy ad's are sometimes better then good ones... afterall... you all know its a dodo ad, and you all know about the competition to win the SS... so its done its job, goofy or not.
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 13:53 (Ref:1566952)   #8
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What I think everyone needs to pay attention to is not the HRT Commodore that needs two drivers to race, or the Dodo Brandband Jet, but the Dodo Girl that the drivers are trying to chat up. She not only waves the flag to start the race, but waves the chequered flag as well.

She's faster than both of them!

I want what she's taking!
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 17:06 (Ref:1567024)   #9
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Tell me, in a drag race why would you weigh the car down with two drivers? The Dodo UFO only had one occupant.....

Blue mobile's are always faster than red one's though i guess
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 22:00 (Ref:1567200)   #10
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They were also going in the wrong direction on the drag stip
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 22:06 (Ref:1567206)   #11
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and no one mentioned the date this thread was started.....
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 22:21 (Ref:1567220)   #12
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rusky26 - except the ad they are discussing actually exists (and is absolutely terrible - Skaife should be nominated for a raspberry - his acting skills match his people skills)
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Old 1 Apr 2006, 22:28 (Ref:1567229)   #13
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wouldnt it be nice if at every race meeting we had girls like that waving flags, the vft would be out of business :P lol
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Tell me, in a drag race why would you weigh the car down with two drivers? The Dodo UFO only had one occupant.....
I thought Mr Kelly looked a little uncomfortable being Mr Skaife's passenger too

Thread name changed to more accurately reflect the nature of the discussion
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Doesn't T. Kelly look like a goof, and the dodo girl looks like she is freezing her ass off


Yeh I thought that the Toddler looked like he would rather be somewhere else.
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Yeah i wonder how many times it took "the nose" to say u can win this ss commodore. or to lose to a fictional character theat wasn't there
p!ss poor little man
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Old 2 Apr 2006, 00:26 (Ref:1567344)   #17
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gotta look at the positives, skaifey actually got a good start for a change against the damn bird!
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Old 2 Apr 2006, 00:44 (Ref:1567356)   #18
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Yeh I thought that the Toddler looked like he would rather be somewhere else.
He tried very hard last year but SBR knocked him back
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remember Brock and Johnson losing to a Vitabix (driven by harves dad)
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I must be missing something. Is Skaife a profesional actor?

No thats right he's a race driver. And the best public speaking one after Crompton.

The only low point of the ad for me is Skaife saying "thats fast, dodo".
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The only low point of the ad for me is Skaife saying "thats fast, dodo".
That is probably what Skaife says when the #22 car out qualifies him as well.

Also interesting to see the team grouping rule disrupting the ad campaign as well. The plan was obviously to have Todd in one car and Mark in another, both racing against the bird. But it appears to have been changed as they can only run one car at tests. What we couldn't see in the ad was Tander and Rick both driving the same Toll car around the back of the circuit.

Sorry, I will stop now.
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Btw, apparently its Skaife's birthday today...



And 10/10ths own Brad Jones (yesterday)...

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