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31 Dec 2004, 11:42 (Ref:1190443)
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Ferrari in turmoil?
Apparently the Ferrari face problems, internal problems.... Read the whole story at Pitpass
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31 Dec 2004, 11:47 (Ref:1190446)
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Ah well, that's the title blown already
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31 Dec 2004, 11:51 (Ref:1190448)
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It's Bernie&Max' mischievous plan I reckon... They change regs every year but to no avail, and now this...
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31 Dec 2004, 11:54 (Ref:1190449)
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it is this sort of thing that signals much dissatisfaction with management and ultimately unravels the team, i mean really.
this sort of installation (the banana tree) is really wholly inappropriate and wrong everyone know acorns are the preferred snack of squirrels |
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31 Dec 2004, 12:18 (Ref:1190459)
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Any truth in the rumour Ron Dennis found a squirrel's head in his bed the other day?
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31 Dec 2004, 12:25 (Ref:1190470)
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Obviously the Bananas are Ross Brauns personal supply,this is more serious than we think!
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31 Dec 2004, 12:31 (Ref:1190480)
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This is serious... Ross Brawn is prepared to sacrifice the well being of his team to supply and fulfill his banana cravings...
Hopefully this will lead to some resignations and a championship loss in 05...
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31 Dec 2004, 12:32 (Ref:1190481)
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 I've just had a mental picture of Ross chasing a squirrel round in circles wielding a wheel gun... 
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31 Dec 2004, 12:37 (Ref:1190488)
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But we really should be worried for 05...
Is this the BEST that Mac,WIlliams,Renault and BAR can do to thrawt Ferrari?
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31 Dec 2004, 12:57 (Ref:1190499)
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A grey squirell hey? Presumably with a three pointed star tattoo!
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31 Dec 2004, 13:05 (Ref:1190506)
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Obviously a red squirell would mean it's an inside job.
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31 Dec 2004, 17:00 (Ref:1190632)
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well the banana supply is clearly FIA regulations, and no need for a squirrel to inadvertently change the spec by moving one out of calibration, the little furry tailed gremlin should be chased out for possible espionage on the RB supply...
this being said-is this why ferrari's budget is so high? they supply the team with organic foods for the season to keep every one in top condition- from bananas to the groundskeepers chasing the furry sabateurs to keep in shape |
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31 Dec 2004, 22:20 (Ref:1190782)
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I think it is clear now how a ban on testing bananas would benefit the other teams, cut down costs and give Garcon more time to fantasize over Ross chasing squirrels armed with various implements...
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1 Jan 2005, 00:08 (Ref:1190818)
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LOL
Too many good comebacks to praise personally.Well done guys 
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1 Jan 2005, 02:54 (Ref:1190862)
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Hilarious thread!
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1 Jan 2005, 10:49 (Ref:1190943)
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This is one side effect of Max' ill-advised cost reduction measures. I mean, he wants to dramatically cut the 'acorn-testing time', but obviously the teams will invest more money in much more expensive simulators, like bananas.
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1 Jan 2005, 12:08 (Ref:1190964)
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I was thinking I could read the article, but reading all the stuff about Bananas and Squirrels I thought I just might hang on a bit until I'd read the thread first...
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1 Jan 2005, 15:00 (Ref:1191032)
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Apparently bananas contain potassium and if eaten in large enough quantities can make you feel intoxicated,i'm not suggesting that Ross Braun survives entirely on bananas,indeed on Ross it seems to have a more calming effect if the antics of Chimps are anything to go by,he did seem to eat more than his fair share during the Hungarian GP,obviously they also keep you awake.
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1 Jan 2005, 15:18 (Ref:1191038)
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A computer expert...the plot thickens.
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1 Jan 2005, 15:40 (Ref:1191046)
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oh no .. this can't be ..
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1 Jan 2005, 15:45 (Ref:1191048)
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One of Toyotas most respected double agents,shame he got distracted by the banana tree.
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1 Jan 2005, 15:49 (Ref:1191052)
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now we know what's the best present for MagnetON
.. a banana tree
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1 Jan 2005, 16:03 (Ref:1191056)
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He'll be brought to court on charges of espionage and genocide(should the prosecution find any red squirells to testify).
note:this is getting silly
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