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As we've been discussing Mr. Hakkinen's lack of motivation recently, what do you all think goes through his head during the race?
Here's my suggestions: "Well, here we are again round another lap.. I do like those trees over there, they look so nice in the afternoon sun.." "Ooh, there goes a car. A red car. Oh well, no to worry, I can always catch it up later. Perhaps after a nice refreshing pitstop." "I can't wait for those pitstops.. So nice to see all the boys paying me such close attention, and I get my visor cleaned as well! Fantastic.." ![]() |
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Not to mention...
"Excuuuuuse me??? What is this lemon yellow car doing in front of me? YOU! Yes! You... Ah, that's better." "Gosh, tis a lovely day here at *insert circuit*..." "I wonder what Erja is cooking for dinner?" ![]() |
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We can't forget:
"mmmmmm...(pause for 3 laps) Yes" |
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Or prhaps "Wow, It gets really hot in these F1 cars. I could use a drink. Mhh...perhaps I'll improove my position so I can drink some champagne.....or....I could just ask DC to save some for me"
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Oh! or..."Tararara ta ta ta ta tararara ta ta ta ta tarara ta ta tin tin tin tarata tin tin tin tarata tin tin tiin tiri ri ri ri tin tin tin tin ......"
"Ok...let's see all the functions of this digital display....mhh..."set time". Damn!! I left my watch at the garage!" (On the radio) "Ron, I need to pit now!!...and have my watch ready" |
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I thought this was going to be another thread about Erja.
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"What's this button fo.............."
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Ron: "Mika, do you need to pit now?"
Mika: "Well!!! Yes and No!!!" |
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Let me see: milk, bread, donuts, tea ... what else was it Erja said for me to pick up on the way home? Oh, right - kleenex.
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Don't forget:
I won't drive as fast anymore, until Dennis promises that I will get a McLaren 3seater!!! I hope Ron likes snales for dinner!!! |
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I hope Uncle Ron likes snails for pilotes.
![]() I wonder why Panis was measuring my seat yesterday? Why does Heidi call me "Mickey?" Where did I leave my bubble gum? How long until I win the race? What lap is this anyway? |
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