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4 Jul 2002, 11:16 (Ref:326971)
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Marshaling Songs
With apologies to Led Zeppelin! and inspired by remote flaggers with no radio.
It’s been a long time since I had a roll It’s been a long time since the banks I’ve strolled Oooh, don’t make me flag, don’t make me flag, Don’t make me flag (Terry), Where’d I go wrong. It’s been a long time, been a long time, Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Yes it has. It’s been a long time since the start of race, Waving yellows and greens all over the place. I wanna go back, wanna go back Wanna go back (Terry), Where it’s dry ‘n’ warm. It's been a long time, been a long time, Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Seems so long since I walked to a crash site, I’m waving a flag that just don’t work right. Waving my red, waving my red Waving my red (Terry), makin’ this damn race stop. It's been a long time, been a long time, Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oooh, yeah, oooh, yeah, It's been a long time, been a long time, Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. For those too young... Look for the album "Led Zeppelin IV" or "Remasters" and the track "Rock and Roll" |
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4 Jul 2002, 12:41 (Ref:327025)
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Y'know. Every time I hear that track I have to turn the sound up and annoy the neighbours.
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4 Jul 2002, 12:42 (Ref:327026)
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oh god, don't encourage him Peter please!
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8 Jul 2002, 08:09 (Ref:329167)
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This is dedicated to every IO, Observer, Ex-O or whatever who's ever been made to feel that their experience isn't appreciated by newer members of the crew - myself included -if there's anyone out there who had the misfortune to deal with me during my "expert marshalling phase" which lasted for about 3 weeks during my first year!
Ode to Veteran Marshals I met an observer on my post last week He seemed so glad to see me, I had to smile And we talked about the circuit and the laughter and the tears Cos you're all still crazy after all these years! Cos you're all still crazy after all these years! I'm not the kind of marshal who doesn't want to know I want to learn from old familiar ways And I ain't no know it all - please come and whisper in my ears Cos you're all still crazy after all these years! Cos you're all still crazy after all these years! Eight in the morning, moaning and yawning But I still want to hear some more I won't get shirty, why should I Oh yeah, this is what I do it for So I stand out on my post and I watch the cars roll by And I listen and I learn and I enjoy And we talk about the circuit and the laughter and the tears Cos you're all still crazy after all these years! Cos you're all still crazy after all these years! Last edited by EvilPumpkin; 8 Jul 2002 at 08:10. |
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2 Aug 2002, 18:57 (Ref:348927)
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Bril, thanks both MagnetON & EP. Now you know I must be an aged rocker, rather than an old foggy Xobs. ( who still has lots to learn)
But in this case shouldn't "Terry" be spelt with an "i" |
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2 Aug 2002, 19:31 (Ref:348947)
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2 Aug 2002, 22:04 (Ref:349049)
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I'm still waiting for that song promised by EP based on an old Police record.
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3 Aug 2002, 13:43 (Ref:349344)
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Ok well since you reminded me!
Just a note - this song is a joking reference to a story I once heard - it's not aimed at ANYONE. To the tune of "Don't stand so close to me" Young flagger The subject of IO Fantasy He wants to Blue flag race He's poised to pounce she sees Temptation Frustration They both look at the flag Cars are coming so fast now and they both make a grab Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me She's got it She waves it He pouts and shuffles close She holds on She keeps it She will not let it go Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me |
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3 Aug 2002, 14:56 (Ref:349367)
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Bravo
Encore Encore |
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3 Aug 2002, 18:28 (Ref:349450)
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 WE WANT MORE, WE WANT MORE....
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20 Aug 2002, 21:23 (Ref:362416)
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To Queen's "We Will Rock You"
Aah Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playin' on the track gonna be a big man some day You got your helmet in place Over your face Swerving your car all over the place Singin' We will we will flag you We will we will flag you Singin' We will we will flag you We will we will flag you Buddy you held the line You're doing just fine You got the crowd's vote and now you got mine Waved yellow, slow down Now don't make me frown Keep that speed up you're gonna lose your crown Singin' We will we will flag you We will we will flag you Buddy this is blue Get used to this view Means someone's gonna overtake you Don't give me that look You ain't mistook The definition's in the little green book Singin' We will we will flag you We will we will flag you |
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20 Aug 2002, 21:49 (Ref:362437)
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To Lou Vega.... Mambo #5
Ladies and Gentleman, this is Magnet Delta Five. One, two, three, four, five, everybody’s on the grid so come on let’s drive…… To the gravel trap around the corner. The boys say they want to win not loose but they really don't bother. Gearbust like I had last week I must brake deep ‘cause a lap ain’t cheap. I like Armco, Puntos, Strikers and Rollers And as I continue, you know they’re getting dented. So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord To me magneting is just like a sport Everything flys, in the gravel let me dump it. Please post me out with the Magnet. * A little bit of Magnet in my life, A little bit of Punto on its side. A little bit of Vee is all I need, A little bit of Uno up a tree. A little bit of RT at Turn One, A little bit of cutting all night long A little bit of Rescue in their van, A little rolling car makes me your man Magnet at Post Five! Jump down in the gravel and push it all around Shake your head in disgust, put extinguisher on the ground Take one step back and push with your might. One marshal at the front and one at the side. Clap your hands once and call for straight tow And if it looks like this call Rescue to “Go!” [Repeat *] Radio, race control. Magnet Delta Five, ha, ha, ha. [Repeat *] I do all for them to crash or roll and burn too. So they can’t run and they can’t hide. Me and your car we’re going light up the sky. Magnet Delta Five |
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20 Aug 2002, 22:33 (Ref:362493)
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BRILLIANT!!!! |
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21 Aug 2002, 07:04 (Ref:362683)
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I salute you all. Newsletter editors, please take note of the talent here. 
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Like all who stand before the inquisitor, your judge shall be... yourself! Oh smeg..... Oh smeg indeed, matey!
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21 Aug 2002, 07:09 (Ref:362689)
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I salute you all. Newsletter editors, please take note of the talent here.
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Like all who stand before the inquisitor, your judge shall be... yourself! Oh smeg..... Oh smeg indeed, matey!
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22 Aug 2002, 20:47 (Ref:363925)
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Following on from another topic "goodbye Donnington"
i thought about this To the music of Supertramps goodbye stranger It was early morning yesterday I was up before the dawn & I really have enjoyed myself but I must be moving on like a flag without a waver like a clerk without a course I’m early finish lover & I must be moving on now I believe in early finnishes and we all believe in that truth but I have to go my own way to keep me in my youth like a flag without a waver like a clerk without a course just a thought of my old lady waiting for me in vain now all those light are shining shiining down on me looks like I’ll be late for tea Good bye Donnington Been so nice Time to get some advise Tried to get an early finish But not with you Goodbye Craner Goodye esses Will we ever meet again Feel no sorry Feel no shame |
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25 Aug 2002, 20:07 (Ref:365686)
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I’m too sexy for my flag, too sexy for my flag
I’m going to wave it. And I’m too sexy for Proban, too sexy for Proban, New York and Japan. I’m too sexy for Puntos, too sexy for Puntos No way I’m gonna push ya! I’m a marshal, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the deltas Yeah, on the deltas, on the deltas, yeah I do my little turn on the deltas. I’m too sexy for your car, too sexy for your car Too sexy by far And I’m too sexy for my cap, too sexy for my cap What d’you think about that…. I’m a marshal, you know what I mean And I do my little turn at Mondello Yeah, at Mondello, at Mondello, yeah I shake my little touche at Mondello I’m too sexy for my boobs, too sexy for my boobs No way I’m bloody flagging And I’m too sexy for this song! (Actually the Mondello version substitues Dunlop and Tarzan, two of the corners, for New York and Japan, so if you can get two corners of your local circuit to fit then please start singing!!! lol!) |
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26 Aug 2002, 09:58 (Ref:365873)
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To the tune of "Remember you're a womble"
When the sun doesn't shine, And it's cloudy all day, And it's only the beginning Of the marshalling day, And you've got to check the extinguishers And hide them away Remember, remember, remember, remember, Remember, remember, remember, (member, member, member, member) Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember-member-member what a Marshal-Marshal-Marshal you are! When it's raining on the post And you just can't see, And I'm grumbling to you And you're grumbling to me, Just remember we're so lucky, To be watching for free. Remember, remember, remember, remember, Remember, remember, remember, (member, member, member, member) Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember you're a Marshal (remember you're a Marshal), Remember-member-member what a Marshal-Marshal-Marshal you are! |
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26 Aug 2002, 09:59 (Ref:365875)
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Fab MagnetON! LOL!!
 Oops posted at the same time as you EP! Yours is great too, we'll have to get a couple of the commentators along to have a go at leading the singing at the next suitable event!! Last edited by Piglet; 26 Aug 2002 at 10:02. |
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26 Aug 2002, 19:01 (Ref:366150)
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My little contribution is dedicated to all lone flaggers
(to the tune of "You'll Never Walk Alone"). When you flag,On the banks Hold your flags up high And don’t be afraid of the blues Endless endurance race Need a toilet break Wish you were posted next to a Portaloo Flag on through the wind Cross your legs through the rain Tho’ you’re bladder’s tossed and blown Flag on, Flag on With a safety car board in your hand And you’ll always flag alone You’ll always flag alone |
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26 Aug 2002, 19:07 (Ref:366156)
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26 Aug 2002, 19:11 (Ref:366163)
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Brilliant stuff EP, Magnet and WW
Must remember these tunes next time Im out there alone marshalling the nothing
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26 Aug 2002, 19:38 (Ref:366190)
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And sorry to ZZ Top!
I got a magnets post, the incidents are oh so sweet You got to skid and stop, like an Uno race I need a repeat Gimme all your racin’, all your bangs and crashes too Gimme overtakin’, don’t slow down through waved blue. You got to rev it up and your foot is like a ton of lead If you blow your top your oil will go out your head! Gimme all your racin’, all your bangs and crashes too Gimme overtakin’, don’t slow down through waved blue. You got to move it up, passin’ like a screwball would. You got to lead the pack, chequered flag is oh so good. Gimme all your racin’, all your bangs and crashes too Gimme overtakin’, don’t slow down through waved blue. |
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26 Aug 2002, 19:52 (Ref:366199)
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Yet another apology to ZZ!!!!
Orange suit, Steel shoes. And I don’t know where I am posted to. Whistle string, Oil flag, I don’t need a reason why. They come a crashin’ just as fast as they can ‘cos every car crazy ‘about a proban man. Powder bottle, Flags 'n' things I ain’t missin’ out a single thing. Damn bottle, No pin! When I step off they’ll have to tow you in.. They come a crashin’ just as fast as they can ‘cos every car crazy ‘about a proban man. Rain coat, Silly hat, And I worry coz the grids are ****. Black shades, welders gloves, Lookin’ sharp lookin’ for love. They come a crashin’ just as fast as they can ‘cos every car crazy ‘about a proban man. |
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26 Aug 2002, 20:06 (Ref:366210)
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Here's the third song from my "difficult" second album, Marshalator.. (To ZZ Top, If I could only flag her down)
I ain’t got her money I ain’t got a ride Ain’t got enough connections I don’t get a car or a drive I just wanna race her I can just out pace her I just wanna crash her I just wanna trash her But I just get to flag her down But I just get to flag her down Well, it’s not because of her Punto And her brand new Nomex blouse It’s not because she’s so speedy Or a fine framed racer fair. It’s not ‘cause she’s in motion In a brand new racing car It’s not because of her motors She’s a real fast candy bar I just wanna race her I can just out pace her I just wanna crash her I just wanna trash her But I just get to flag her down But I just get to flag her down |
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