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26 Apr 2005, 04:49 (Ref:1287569)
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Does Ambrose need a Southern name for NASCAR?
It got me thinking, with most of the NASCAR drivers coming from the good old 'Southerrrn U nite ed Staits', we'll have to work on Marcos' name so that the good ol' boys take him to 'hart'.
With all the 'Billy bob's' and 'juniors' and 'the thirds' racing, Ambrose name is just too straight forward. What about Billy Bob Ambrose? Or Marcos James Petty the 4th'? You just know that the Southern race commentators are going to call him 'Marcass Ambrowse' Ya'll come back now, ye' hearrr.... Last edited by beefybloke; 26 Apr 2005 at 04:50. |
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26 Apr 2005, 04:59 (Ref:1287575)
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Well, it'll have to be special to make him stand out... he might wish he'd been christened Dick Trickle, or Cottonmouth Moccasin or something... have you got a copyright on "beefybloke"? It'd stand out over there for sure :
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26 Apr 2005, 05:10 (Ref:1287580)
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26 Apr 2005, 07:19 (Ref:1287624)
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"The Wonder from Downunder" would be more than suitable for our current Champion.
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26 Apr 2005, 08:43 (Ref:1287677)
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You'd need to have a 'typical' southern name in there - Lee (for General - as in Lee Petty - Richard's paw) or Cletus, or Jim-Bob (or any of those hyphenated names) or just plain Coo-Coo (Sterling Marlin's Paw).
Could we explain to them that Tasmania is our Deep South and that he's as inbred as any of the best of their hillbillies? Show them where the second head's been removed, perhaps. Can Marcos play the banjo? Kramer |
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26 Apr 2005, 10:14 (Ref:1287738)
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I think he needs initials.. C.M. Ambrose I. C could stand for Curtly...
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26 Apr 2005, 10:30 (Ref:1287751)
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Actually there are more Californians in Nextel Cup than from any other state.
So maybe "Jimmy" Ambrose, "Kevin" Ambrose or "Robby" Ambrose. |
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26 Apr 2005, 10:41 (Ref:1287758)
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26 Apr 2005, 11:20 (Ref:1287785)
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26 Apr 2005, 11:46 (Ref:1287804)
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When I look at NASCARs in 2005, I see names like Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon, Jeff Burton, Jimmy Johnson, Michael Waltrip, Ryan Newman, Dave Blaney, Scott Riggs, and names like that. Pretty ordinary names, even down here. Not too many Cale Yarborough, Fireball Roberts, Cole Trickle, or stuff like that. There's Dale Earnhardt Junior, Rusty Wallace and a few good ole Southern names, but we've got Paul Radisich, Jason Bargwanna, Mark Winterbottom, Paul Dumbrell, Jamie Whincup and a few other names to amuse the Yanks.
I think 'Marcos Ambrose' is as distinct and different as any name an Aussie in NASCAR land could have. |
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26 Apr 2005, 11:58 (Ref:1287814)
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But the old names were goodies:
LeeRoy Yarborough Parnelli Jones Junior Johnson Marvin Panch and best of all... Dick Trickle |
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27 Apr 2005, 03:05 (Ref:1288214)
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What about 'Buckshot Jones'.....
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27 Apr 2005, 03:08 (Ref:1288215)
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Last edited by kramer; 27 Apr 2005 at 03:11. Reason: Cause I pushed the wrong button. |
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27 Apr 2005, 03:10 (Ref:1288217)
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Coo-Coo Marlin (already mentioned). Lake Speed. Hut Strickland. Smoky Yunick (car builder, not driver - but the principle is the same). Ned Jarrett (pronounced Ney-ud Ja'at), Buddy and Buck Baker, Buckshot Jones, Eldon Dotson, Doc Faustina - that's just the first six letters of the alphabet (I checked at Nascar.com).
But maybe they think "Mark", "Russell", "Jason" and "Greg" are strange names. |
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27 Apr 2005, 03:34 (Ref:1288222)
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I'm sure "The Tassie Devil" will get said a few times........
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27 Apr 2005, 05:53 (Ref:1288251)
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Here's a few more....
Buddy Boys, Rich Bickle, Pancho Carter, Chad Chaffin, J.R Charbonneau, Johnny Coy Junior, Sonny Easley and good old L.D Ottinger. You'll also find a couple of guys by the name of Dick Johnson and Allan Grice on the A - Z of NASCAR drivers on the official site. There's no 'M Ambrose' there yet, I've checked..... |
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27 Apr 2005, 07:17 (Ref:1288282)
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27 Apr 2005, 08:29 (Ref:1288317)
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If he changes his name to "Taz" Ambrose maybe he'll pick up some sponsorship from Disney
I am not a native Tasmanian.........if I had a choice of two heads why would I wear this one? |
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27 Apr 2005, 10:41 (Ref:1288407)
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27 Apr 2005, 10:45 (Ref:1288412)
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what about 'chuck'
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1 May 2005, 08:13 (Ref:1290894)
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I think Ambrose's name is American enough.
In the US Civil War they had a general (from the North/Union) with the name of Gen. Ambrose Burnside. Maybe if he changed Marcos with something else like Bob, Tom or even Henry (good ol' Henry), cause his last name is as American as apple pie (as the saying goes) |
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1 May 2005, 10:55 (Ref:1290975)
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Look up the Flock family in NASCAR.
Tim Flock Bob Flock Fonty Flock and the greatest of them all Jocko Flocko (google him )Tasmania ain't got nuffin to dem boys 
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1 May 2005, 14:53 (Ref:1291106)
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I think 'Marcos Ambrose' will sound Southern enough once their commentators attempt it.
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5 May 2005, 06:52 (Ref:1293418)
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Hi All
Well, after just seeing a news story here in NZ about NASCAR and religion, I don't think it will be 'Marcos Ambrose' that is a problem, but 'Devil Racer' might not be so popular 
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