Juan talks about Franks demand of studying Schumacher.

[z2252314]

"For sure this studying of Michael is not winning the races! At the start of the season Frank is telling me "study Michael" and I am being told that Frank, he know a thing or two about F1, he has been "round the block" a bit. Really he has been round the block a lot when I am pushing his wheelchair even when he do not want - it is part of the jokeyness of me and make the team love me. Michael do not do the jokeyness -when did he last play the whoopee cushion with Jean Todt?

So when Frank say be like Michael, I listen for sure. I study. I make the Schuey chop and swerve. I lose my front wing and do not win the race. I run over mechanic in pitlane like Michael and Nigel Stepney but I do not win the race. This is for certain not good but still I must study because I am saying that Michael is not so good. Michael is beatable. But I still do not beat him. I do not win one race this season unlike that person who cannot overtake. This is not looking good for me and I am not so much joking with the team after Canada.

What can I more I despair? Must I live in Switzerland and play the football all the time? They say Michael adopt small lost dog in Brazil, so I too will take home small lost creature, but Rubens, he not fit in the suitcase.

So I decide it is too much for sure. I do not study Michael. I be only Juan Pablo. But still I do not win the races....."

[kwd]

brilliant, this is a masterpiece!

[Jukebox]

They say Michael adopt small lost dog in Brazil, so I too will take home small lost creature, but Rubens, he not fit in the suitcase.

Love this part can't stop laughing

[R]

Great stuff!

[Speed]

Juan, you dont't have to learn all those dirty maneuvers Michael knows..., you just need a Ferrari !

You have what you need to be a Champion already !

[bart_jacobs]

[Alan Jones]

Nice one znumbers!