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Old 13 Jan 2005, 08:17 (Ref:1199611)   #1
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Well done to The Fat Clerk for winning a Porsche 911 on 5th Gear. I hear from Dave he has yet to recieve it. Will we be seeing this as a course car in the coming season ???

I`m sure there must be a few jokes regarding Shoe horns and the like.
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 08:29 (Ref:1199624)   #2
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I'm just waiting to see who gets down the stairs first at the 750 meets during Red Flags, Viv or Dave. Woe betide anyone coming UP the stairs, they'll never know what hit them!
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 20:28 (Ref:1200207)   #3
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Does that mean if we smile nicely at him, he might bring it to the Cadwell track day for some of us to try out!
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 20:42 (Ref:1200221)   #4
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I wonder if a Porsche 911 is bigger than a 2CV.
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 21:34 (Ref:1200264)   #5
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chezza should be qualifying in the top 5 on the gridchezza should be qualifying in the top 5 on the gridchezza should be qualifying in the top 5 on the grid
Blimey well done Dave!!!
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 21:36 (Ref:1200267)   #6
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Strewth, that's going to be better than the thing that he followed the Birkett with. Might even make up a few places.
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 21:44 (Ref:1200274)   #7
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Does that mean if we smile nicely at him, he might bring it to the Cadwell track day for some of us to try out!
I thought you wanted to have control of the black flag
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 21:54 (Ref:1200285)   #8
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Blimey! Do they know he'll need a convertible? Mind you, if they send an ordinary one the Rescue teams will soon have the roof off for him!
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 22:47 (Ref:1200327)   #9
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Do thet know who he is?
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 23:03 (Ref:1200333)   #10
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Mark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the gridMark Mitchell should be qualifying in the top 3 on the grid
I'm not envious in any way, shape or form

Well done DB

Wait till he tries to put his suitcase in the "Boot"!
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Old 13 Jan 2005, 23:06 (Ref:1200334)   #11
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Ah, it's only a flattened beetle at the end of the day!
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Old 14 Jan 2005, 19:08 (Ref:1201076)   #12
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I thought you wanted to have control of the black flag
Pete,you should know by now I don't want any flag-especially ones near the start/finish line! Anyway,Dave 's bigger than me!!!
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Old 14 Jan 2005, 19:53 (Ref:1201117)   #13
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Dave is bigger than EVERYBODY...
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Old 14 Jan 2005, 21:04 (Ref:1201199)   #14
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mega one Dave
is it a 911 'cos it an american emergency services vehicle?
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Old 15 Jan 2005, 22:30 (Ref:1201813)   #15
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Does that mean if we smile nicely at him, he might bring it to the Cadwell track day for some of us to try out!
That will be nice, I`ll get to see the rear of it as I approach and the front of it in my rear veiw mirror as I have blasted past it
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Old 19 Jan 2005, 19:51 (Ref:1204997)   #16
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The Fat Clerk should be qualifying in the top 10 on the gridThe Fat Clerk should be qualifying in the top 10 on the grid
The plan @ present, is to sell the 911 (sensible offers please) & then buy something that can be raced, sprinted & occasionally driven on the road. Something along the lines of a 75)MC Locost or Kit Car.
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Old 19 Jan 2005, 23:27 (Ref:1205172)   #17
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or 2cv...
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Old 20 Jan 2005, 08:58 (Ref:1205376)   #18
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he did say occasionally on the road, not sure sn upturned corrugated pram on wheels falls in to that category....!
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Old 21 Jan 2005, 12:46 (Ref:1206333)   #19
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The plan @ present, is to sell the 911 (sensible offers please) & then buy something that can be raced, sprinted & occasionally driven on the road. Something along the lines of a 75)MC Locost or Kit Car.
Go for the Kit Car Dave I dont`t think the power to weight ratio of a Locost would be sufficient (with driver aboard)!!!!
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Old 21 Jan 2005, 18:41 (Ref:1206623)   #20
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Go for the Kit Car Dave I dont`t think the power to weight ratio of a Locost would be sufficient (with driver aboard)!!!!
Perhaps Truck racing???
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Old 21 Jan 2005, 19:32 (Ref:1206660)   #21
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I've been talking to Coys today down in London to arrange delivery & they've told me its an 84 3.2 Carrera, begining to think perhaps I shouls keep it & sprint (crawl) & Hill Climb it
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Old 21 Jan 2005, 20:01 (Ref:1206670)   #22
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If he cannot get into it I will take it off his hands for a (very) minor fee!
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Old 22 Jan 2005, 01:41 (Ref:1206869)   #23
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Old 22 Jan 2005, 08:19 (Ref:1206939)   #24
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Locosts would be alright if they introduce a V8 Class.
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Old 22 Jan 2005, 13:49 (Ref:1207125)   #25
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I offered to drive it first!! Keep it Dave, at least have some fun with it before selling. Cadwell????
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