Refueler Silly Season

[slicktoast]

Rumor has it that the refueler at Macaroons has been offered big$$$ to refuel at an un-named team. Ron has denied that there has been sudden salary 'adjustments'. Lollipop silly season to begin shortly as well, due to fresh opening at a high profile team.
Big money will now be the order of the day for pitcrews since they determine most of the passes. Driver contracts will now also be devalued accordingly.

[Liz]

Meanwhile Max has issued a bulletin saying that it was not Bernie's fault. When asked what he meant by "it" he replied "Whatever you are thinking."

P.S. Jean Todt has denied all responsibility for the fact that Eddie Irvine's missing tire from last season was put on TGF's car during that second pit stop. "I have no idea where that came from," he said, "and whoever removed it from my office will be severely punished."

Ron Dennis could not be reached for comment.