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Old 22 Jul 2000, 12:41 (Ref:24744)   #1
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An old Austrian lady is on the way home from the supermarket with bags full of shopping. One of the bags break and the groceries spill all over the floor.

Suddenly, Alexander Wurz turns up in his Benetton. Alex, being the nice guy, helps her to pick up all the shopping.

"Would you like me to give you a lift home?" he asks...

"No thanks," says the old lady.... "I'm in a hurry!"
Ouch!
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Old 22 Jul 2000, 12:44 (Ref:24747)   #2
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Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!Ralf's Girl has a real shot at the podium!
Good one - where'd you hear that?
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Old 22 Jul 2000, 13:12 (Ref:24759)   #3
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Erm, I believe it was stolen from this week's Autosprout...
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Old 22 Jul 2000, 13:56 (Ref:24765)   #4
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LOL, fatbloke
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Old 23 Jul 2000, 01:59 (Ref:24858)   #5
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Sharky should be qualifying in the top 5 on the gridSharky should be qualifying in the top 5 on the gridSharky should be qualifying in the top 5 on the grid
Ay!! (local expresion). That hurts man....just pray that poor alexander doesn't find this forum ever.....or else...well....he would feel very bad.
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Old 23 Jul 2000, 02:16 (Ref:24863)   #6
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Why?

It would not surprise me at all if an F1 pilot or two have come across these pages. This is a fairly big site, and they do have computers and browse F1 sites too.
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Old 23 Jul 2000, 03:32 (Ref:24883)   #7
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I know Jay. I'm just saying that Alex wouldn't find it very funny. Although it is pretty funny....
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Old 23 Jul 2000, 04:48 (Ref:24887)   #8
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if any f1 driver pasess bye thye would probably leave a post
,now, if you are a f1 driver then please leave some post's here!!!!!!!!
cooll joke btw!
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Old 23 Jul 2000, 10:47 (Ref:24931)   #9
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Hehehehehehehe.

Mika, if you happen to visit, I'm sorry about Erja. She loves me now. Erm... good luck for the championship!

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Old 23 Jul 2000, 10:57 (Ref:24938)   #10
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LOL, Minardi fan!
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