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10 Mar 2010, 10:38 (Ref:2648795) | #1 | ||
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oh well here we go again
the doctor has said i can play againso i have washed my probans and polished my boots found my hat and gloves and my wet suitand sun cream found my pill bottlle ( perscripion only ) butty boxes, flasks, sun gllasses, well you never know ? so all i need now is for this nice nurse to remove my back to front jacket and to take the leg irons of and then i can come and play with all you nice people in the Orange suits and funny hats .
just like to say to all the new members of the order of the Orange welcome and have a great season and dont forget BE SAFE AND IF YOU DONT FEEL IT IS SAFE DONT GO WE WONT LET YOU GET HURT. WE LIKE IT WHEN EVERY ONE GOES HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY SEE YOU ON THE BANK (( ELMER )) Last edited by Stephen Green; 10 Mar 2010 at 10:59. |
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10 Mar 2010, 14:35 (Ref:2648933) | #2 | ||
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... And the Oscar for best pictorial representation and art direction in a work of prose goes to ...
Yes ... James Cameron's ex-wife! |
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11 Mar 2010, 13:16 (Ref:2649565) | #3 | ||
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[off topic]Actually watched the Oscars this year. I think the best actor award should have gone to one of the people who had to stand there and look sincere why being sycophantic to one of the potential recipients. Skin-crawlingly enbarrassing[/off topic]
Right, better get be boots cleaned, my bag sorted and the belt taken out a notch. Nearly time to play outside. |
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11 Mar 2010, 14:52 (Ref:2649631) | #4 | ||
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only one notch
what only one notch ??? think you had better make it two lol
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11 Mar 2010, 23:47 (Ref:2649972) | #5 | ||
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Here, it's taken me 20 years to reach the miminum weight for my height! I'm quite pleased to have to loosen it off a notch.
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12 Mar 2010, 16:29 (Ref:2650428) | #6 | ||
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13 Mar 2010, 23:45 (Ref:2651372) | #7 | ||
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My Doc say's I am the perfect weight for my height! (if only I was 8 foot 3)
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