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25 Mar 2009, 15:39 (Ref:2424527)
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Ten reasons Hillclimbing is better than Sex ?
10 Reasons Hillclimbing is better than sex !
1. At around 40 seconds Hillclimbing usually last longer. 2. Double entries are positively encouraged 3. Your allowed to practise 4. Nobody minds if you wear funny underwear 5. Hillclimbs rarely refuse entry. 6. You can Hillclimb at least once or twice a week 7. You always get your equipment examined first. 8. Fat ugly people can Hillclimb easily 9. You get drunk after a Hillclimb 10. The faster you finish the better ! No offense mean't to anyone !...... I thought it was funny  I would imagine there might be some alternatives from you witty lot !
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25 Mar 2009, 19:28 (Ref:2424687)
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haha ive seens lots of these ranging from Karting to Rugby!
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'My lovely horse, running through the fields! Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?'
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25 Mar 2009, 21:05 (Ref:2424746)
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Double entries
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25 Mar 2009, 21:08 (Ref:2424751)
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This seems true enough.
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1st year of racing in 2010 in the HSA speed championship in a ModProd Peugeot 106 XSi Can't wait!!!
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25 Mar 2009, 23:19 (Ref:2424870)
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If you get it wrong, there's people to help you out.
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Bill Bryson: It is no longer permitted to be stupid and slow. You must choose one or the other.
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26 Mar 2009, 02:25 (Ref:2424949)
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You can hillclimb at any time of the month...
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I wasn't speeding, officer. I was qualifying.
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30 Mar 2009, 18:19 (Ref:2429173)
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No-one tuts if you only last 40 seconds.
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30 Mar 2009, 18:51 (Ref:2429203)
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You get some sympathy if you dont finish?
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There goes My Hero. Hes ordinary.....(Dave Grohl c1995) An I/O's brief should be like a miniskirt, short enough to hold the attention but long enough to cover the important bits!
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3 Apr 2009, 15:24 (Ref:2432480)
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3 Apr 2009, 16:37 (Ref:2432543)
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Less Lubrication!
My Hillclimb car requires less lubrication than the Mrs.
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3 Apr 2009, 16:46 (Ref:2432551)
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Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a women's prison? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? Oh well, penal correctitude it is then.
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3 Apr 2009, 20:09 (Ref:2432731)
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You dont have to cuddle a hill for a flippin hour afterwards
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There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.
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6 Apr 2009, 11:26 (Ref:2435008)
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You can leave straight after and knowbody gets annoyed ?
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6 Apr 2009, 11:29 (Ref:2435011)
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If your equipment dosnt work properly and you have to pull out close to the finish, it dosnt mater.
 OR The more people that watch the better ? OR The faster you get to the finnish, the more applause you get. |
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14 Apr 2009, 16:03 (Ref:2440572)
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I see a lack of female response here.
But I expect it's because we know your right. We could cover oursleves in Castrol R but you will never look the same way at us as you do THEM. 
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You may think I'm blue,... but I'm truly blonde !!!!!!!!
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19 Apr 2009, 17:15 (Ref:2444838)
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You can do it outdoors without gettin embarresed
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Us Marshals do what we do to allow You Racers to Race
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22 Apr 2009, 14:15 (Ref:2447030)
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You can use special rubber for those tricky wet spots!
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Michael Bishop hill+car+speed=Buzz
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22 Apr 2009, 15:00 (Ref:2447057)
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And you're still not popular if you come first.
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25 Apr 2009, 02:36 (Ref:2449003)
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If your really fast people clap and cheer when you come back down.....
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