A Disturbing Rumour.....

blackx · 1 Jun 2003, 20:10 (Ref:617081)

It has come to my attention and the attention of those in authority that a marshal at Prescott today caused wanten and malicious damage to a poor defenceless tree....
At the present time the only clue as to who the culprit concerned is are minute flakes of blue paint found at the scene. These were later tested and found to belong to the Ford Motor Company range of colours..
Any information people can supply which leads to the apprehension of this marshal will be gratefully received and of course treated in the strictest confidence.....
Attatched are pictures of the damage caused...

blackx · 1 Jun 2003, 20:14 (Ref:617085)

Exhibit A

blackx · 1 Jun 2003, 20:15 (Ref:617087)

Exhibit B.....

blackx · 1 Jun 2003, 20:16 (Ref:617089)

Exhibit C........

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 20:29 (Ref:617107)

The Chief Marshal told me nothing about this when I met him at the bar but I must add that this type of behaviour, especially the non-reporting of, is utterly condemned. The culprit must be apprehended as soon as possible in order to maintain the high regard that us marshals are viewed with and also to protect the rest of the National Forest!!

Hang him from a Tree!!! Let the tree get it's own back!!!

**Woolley** · 1 Jun 2003, 20:38 (Ref:617115)

We haven't seen Harry all week-end, and gorillas like trees. Any connection?

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 20:51 (Ref:617124)

Having just done a quick search @ http://www.imasnitch.com the eyewitness can confirm that whilst the hairstyling was similar, the culprit was NOT Harry. Plus, the original report mentioned that the damage was caused by a car. Although many of this weekends cars did seem to be driven by wild animals, Harry was not one of them as he does not yet possess a driving license. But his lessons are going well!!

b1ackcr0w · 1 Jun 2003, 21:15 (Ref:617159)

I think Harry was shy in the company of other funny little hairy monkeys - especially when they put their posh suits on eh Gizmo?

**Woolley** · 1 Jun 2003, 21:24 (Ref:617173)

Was this suspect a 10-10ther? There were so many of us there it ought to be known. BTW, should we mention the fact of having an exclusive 10-10ths post on Saturday?

**ghinzani** · 1 Jun 2003, 21:30 (Ref:617186)

Those stripey trousers look like a criminal act in themselves!!

blackx · 1 Jun 2003, 21:31 (Ref:617188)

From the information we have at present we understand the culprit was indeed a 10-10ther....
We also have reason to believe that this persone had " A very silly haircut".......
We also believe this person to be a smoker as references of them "rolling their own " were made..

b1ackcr0w · 1 Jun 2003, 21:34 (Ref:617193)

I believe there is photographic evidence to suggest that there were enough 10-10th'ers with silly mops present to make that hardly conclusive

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 21:45 (Ref:617208)

[IMG]10-10ths at Prescott[/IMG]

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 21:50 (Ref:617217)

Let's try this then!!
Spot the bad haircut!!

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 21:53 (Ref:617225)

The names are as follow:
Beardy359,MrsCrazystu,Blackcrow(Ethnic),Moxeythemarshal,Woolley,Gizmo,MrsWoolley.
front row: BlackX,Pike,CrazyStu

**Woolley** · 1 Jun 2003, 21:54 (Ref:617226)

Similar to above:

**Woolley** · 1 Jun 2003, 21:58 (Ref:617233)

Coo, all those smiling faces, and no wonder - what a great week-end. Fun post, good company, exciting motorsport and the comfort of Dickie's Erection (pictured above). He'd have been so proud! Cheers folks, see you all again soon.

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 21:59 (Ref:617234)

Quote:

Originally posted by Woolley
Similar to above:

not all of these are 10-10thers !!! you have to discount some of the silly haircuts!!!

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 22:01 (Ref:617237)

But this one is !!!!!! Just after he receives his award for being LAST in picking-up the current joke of the night!!

**Woolley** · 1 Jun 2003, 22:03 (Ref:617238)

But I never touched a tree! Hid behind one a few times, though...

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 22:12 (Ref:617242)

An update from http://imasnitch.com .......

apparently the "marshal" concerned has damaged fauna and flora before!!!!!

This destructor of wildlife has been cited in the case of ....

"Lancia versus Hedge"

It seems that the aforementioned vandal has already thrown a classic Italian car into an unsuspecting hedge and field!!

A current member of the Midland Hillclimb Rescue Unit is quoted as having said at the time.....

"I'm already at home and thought you were behind me

You want some help to do what???????"

Me thinks that maybe this hooligan is a serial ( or even cereal) killer and must be apprehended at all costs!!

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 22:19 (Ref:617243)

Quote:

Originally posted by Woolley
Coo, all those smiling faces, and no wonder - what a great week-end. Fun post, good company, exciting motorsport and the comfort of Dickie's Erection (pictured above). He'd have been so proud! Cheers folks, see you all again soon.

How come there is no mention of the food?

was it that bad????

**Woolley** · 1 Jun 2003, 22:34 (Ref:617249)

Sorry forgot to mention the Jamie Oliver of the Hill Climb BBQ.

Stuart Hill · 1 Jun 2003, 23:13 (Ref:617284)

well here's what I had to work with to supply 12 of you!!!!!

robert77 · 2 Jun 2003, 10:38 (Ref:617576)

just like to say that crazystu cooks a mean BBQ, and would like to thank him on behalve of everone who was at the pound on saturday night.
and yes i have to admit it was i who took a chunk out of the tree. i was reversing to leave on sunday and did not see it in my mirror, then bang.
i did report this to chief marshal and dept, chief at the time. though there is possibly more damage to my car then the tree.

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