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21 Jun 2003, 20:03 (Ref:638673)
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Funny quotes
As there is a Funny Stories thread, I though I'd set one up for funny quotes. Are there any you know about?
One of my favourites by the late Harvey Poselthwaite about Jean Alesi: "Jean has matured. He now looks before he throws his helmet.." 
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22 Jun 2003, 01:12 (Ref:638854)
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It is tempting to quote all the lyrics from 2Unlimited's classic hit No Limit. :-p .....
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24 Jun 2003, 12:00 (Ref:641362)
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Murray Walkers quotes, um, mistakes, have to be the funniest, such as
Murray: "Prost can see Mansell in his earphones." Murray: "There goes Panis in the Prost. For years we knew them as Ligiers, because that is what they were called." They could have only got worse! Miss ol' Murray really even with all his mistakes! |
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24 Jun 2003, 17:57 (Ref:641701)
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Jean Alesi on radio to pit's during testing whilst with Benetton.
Jean: The gearbox is no good. Engineer: What's wrong and how bad is it? Jean: It's like a green banana. |
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24 Jun 2003, 22:56 (Ref:642079)
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A long prelude to a short quote...
Possibly Jensen Button's first words to an F1 marshall, in practice for his first ever grand prix in Australia, having spun quite dramatically and neatly removed the rear of his car as it came to rest pointing the wrong way... "Oops." |
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