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Old 29 Nov 2004, 16:46 (Ref:1167170)   #1
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Is Ralf the new Ann Summers?
Ralf Schumacher's setting up eight sex shops in Slovenia, reports www.autosport.com


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Ralf Schumacher has joined a growing list of grand prix drivers with business interests outside of Formula 1 after confirming at the weekend that he is backing a leading sex store chain.

The new Toyota signing has teamed up with a subsidiary of erotic products company Beate Uhse in a joint venture that is aimed at the Slovenian market.
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 17:02 (Ref:1167183)   #2
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Maybe Ralf won't wear the usual overalls next year, but some of his products!

Are they flame redartant?
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 17:07 (Ref:1167190)   #3
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 17:29 (Ref:1167208)   #4
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I just realised I misspeeled that.
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 17:42 (Ref:1167220)   #5
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Go on Rafe! Hahahaha.....oh dear me!
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 18:05 (Ref:1167258)   #6
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Hmmm, I wondered how long it would be before someone spotted this story...

Short leash on this one...
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 18:51 (Ref:1167285)   #7
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Probably his wifes idea.
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 19:26 (Ref:1167311)   #8
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The real question is will they be edible and flame retardant. Bragging rights are at stake, which teams will be the first to make it happen?
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Old 29 Nov 2004, 20:47 (Ref:1167383)   #9
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Brings a whole new meaning to toyota's slogan.


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Old 29 Nov 2004, 22:06 (Ref:1167467)   #10
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Cue some dodgy underwear!!!!
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 01:24 (Ref:1167591)   #11
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Soooo funny
i can see LOTS of jokes coming (sorry) out of this

Perhaps they can repaint the nose section of the car to resemble one of the products...?
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 06:23 (Ref:1167679)   #12
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Maybe its part of a new rubber deal Toyota is trying to secure.
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 07:03 (Ref:1167693)   #13
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What next?
open crotch nomex?
Ralf flies undone....
Its all the rage you know.

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Old 30 Nov 2004, 07:29 (Ref:1167709)   #14
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expecting some words from ralf fan on this topic
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 07:35 (Ref:1167715)   #15
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well no wonder he is a fan of ralf
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 10:23 (Ref:1167863)   #16
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I hope Ralf won't treat Trulli as a tool...
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 11:53 (Ref:1167950)   #17
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Every partnership needs a dominant one and a submissive one - seems like Ralf's setting the parameters with Jarno immediatly.
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 12:56 (Ref:1168001)   #19
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...except when ralf get's near michael.Then he goes into the submissive role he's used to
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 14:38 (Ref:1168089)   #20
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hmm.. wonder if he will advertise some of the products on the livery and his overalls...
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Old 30 Nov 2004, 14:53 (Ref:1168101)   #21
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I wonder if he'll be participating in the promotion of his products with commercials and maybe even a couple of cameo appearances in their nice films!

He might have to ring Katie Jordan to see if she's still interested!
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Old 1 Dec 2004, 02:12 (Ref:1168546)   #23
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Batterys not included..

Mind you he could get some Duracell sponsorship on the back of it
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Old 1 Dec 2004, 03:23 (Ref:1168559)   #24
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Being that my grandfather is from Slovenia, I have some familiarity with the country and really have to wonder what Schumi Lite is thinking here! I mean, the place isn't exactly a hotbed (pun sort of not intended) of sensual hijinks. I mean, think about it: the guy makes a bazillion $$ per year and of ALL the business opportunities in the world to choose from he decides that a chain of hanky-panky accessory shops (in Slovenia? why not Macedonia then?)is just the thing!

Now if he were investing in silicone implant manufacturing I could understand...

Schumi Lite, The Balkan Boy Toy.
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I don't know if it is related but Toyota has released a new list of sponsors. Rubber is now by Durex, Ralf's driving suit and balaclava will be made of fireproof leather and the car will be lubricated by KY Jelly.

I don't want to think about what role the paddle man now has.
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