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Old 6 May 2007, 20:09 (Ref:1907910)   #1
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Another Caption Competition!

As is the style, I thought I'd share this one from Brands yesterday.

Amongst the incriminating photos taken of Mr Tull was this beauty...



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Edit - The crop on the photo makes it look like NAPPYRACERS.COM which looks like it could be it's own caption!
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Old 6 May 2007, 20:15 (Ref:1907916)   #2
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[QUOTE=jonbryant]As is the style, I thought I'd share this one from Brands yesterday.

Amongst the incriminating photos taken of Mr Tull was this beauty...


Watch that nice new camera next time i'm passing you! - did you really have to put my name in!
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Old 6 May 2007, 20:16 (Ref:1907917)   #3
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Old 6 May 2007, 20:19 (Ref:1907919)   #4
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So thats what the MSA mean by ''multi-tasking''
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Old 6 May 2007, 20:20 (Ref:1907920)   #5
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Watch that nice new camera next time i'm passing you! - did you really have to put my name in!
You'll have come on to defend yourself anyway!

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Old 6 May 2007, 20:24 (Ref:1907923)   #6
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I would have preferred a nicer introduction to the forum but what the hell
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Old 7 May 2007, 01:26 (Ref:1908080)   #7
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Old 7 May 2007, 03:12 (Ref:1908091)   #8
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Mr Tull entertains the crowd with an impromtu Nigel Mansell impersonation
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Old 7 May 2007, 03:15 (Ref:1908092)   #9
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Last time I bent over this far the overalls ripped, so I'm making damn sure no one notices this time
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Old 7 May 2007, 05:21 (Ref:1908120)   #10
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I thought the "Sweeps Festival" was in Rochester this wekend, not Brands!!
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Old 7 May 2007, 17:16 (Ref:1908423)   #11
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Old 7 May 2007, 19:02 (Ref:1908493)   #12
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Old 7 May 2007, 21:17 (Ref:1908619)   #13
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Old 8 May 2007, 10:14 (Ref:1908870)   #14
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Mr Tull entertains the crowd with an impromtu Nigel Mansell impersonation
and they both talk a lot out of their backsides (being polite here!)

Say the following in a boring monotone brummie accent, a la "Our Nige".

Well the broom wasn't handling too well through Paddock so I thought I would try and hang the arse out for better stability........
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Old 8 May 2007, 11:37 (Ref:1908927)   #16
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and they both talk a lot out of their backsides (being polite here!)

Say the following in a boring monotone brummie accent, a la "Our Nige".

Well the broom wasn't handling too well through Paddock so I thought I would try and hang the arse out for better stability........

Mr J - It was worth the wait!
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Old 8 May 2007, 22:03 (Ref:1909450)   #17
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[quote=jonbryant]As is the style, I thought I'd share this one from Brands yesterday.

I just dont know,
some marshals aint up to the job....
the marshal in the last caption comp must have dropped this on his way home


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Old 10 May 2007, 14:30 (Ref:1910354)   #18
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so thats how you go from the new track marshal grade to experienced marshal!!!!
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Old 10 May 2007, 21:42 (Ref:1910655)   #19
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What a bunch of liars....

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Old 10 May 2007, 22:16 (Ref:1910687)   #20
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"This brush and pan lark is harder than the wife makes it look. I think I've got the pan upside down, and now I've lost the brush."

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i agree with gachjoel.

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